randalling

To artfully avoid answering personal questions by slightly changing the topic, or by replying with a related question, in such a way that the person who asked the initial question is unaware of what has just happened. This style was first made (in)famous as the signature move of one Dr. Randall, following its identification and labeling by a brilliant and eloquent coworker, circa 2008. It then spread across the Western United States in the coming decade. Legend has it that said coworker, despite having developed a great friendship with the elusive Dr. Randall, has nevertheless never been invited into his home.

During the interrogation, he was randalling himself out of the question of where we has on the night of the murder. The cop ended up admitting to the crime himself!

randalling by LuluMcWordsmith June 3, 2014

Randalling

The act of being very awkward to the point where others consistently feel uneasy or uncomfortable around you.

People who regularly "Randall" can be called Randalls or simply rands

This is derived from the child out of the cartoon "recess"

Randalls typically place themselves in awkward situations such as sitting with people they don't really know, staring at others and refusing to look away once caught etc.

Ew that kid is such a Randall
Hey Randall
Every time I see him, the guys Randalling

Randalling by vocabulary_king March 5, 2016

Randallize 

In cooking terms, to burn a meal to the point where it is virtually unservable; to grossly overseason a dish so that it is inedible; or to perform some other act of gross incompetence.

If you combine four pounds of ground hamburger with four pounds of refried beans, you may be clever enough to become a cook at Taco Tim's. But, if you foolishly add six pounds of jalapeno peppers to that mixture, you've just Randallized it and there will be a lot of complaints from the customers.

Randallize by Steve Mueller July 9, 2004

Randazzling

the shimmer or beauty in a female's eyes

Yo nigga, her eyes are Randazzling!

Randazzling by Brandon,Jason June 13, 2006

Randallize 

The act of telling someone, like a boss or friend, that you will be arriving at a certain time, only to send a text 2 hours late explaining why you couldn't make it. Thus making yourself look like an ass.

Boss: " When did he say he would be in?"
Employee: " 8:00 am sir."
- 10:30 am
Employee: " Sir, he just texted me saying he had to take his grandma to her funeral."
Boss: " Dammit he Randallized us."

Randallize by FlopJock June 30, 2020

randpauling

Commenting without subject knowledge or intelligence.

Would you please just stop, you're randpauling yourself.

randpauling by wrsmith11 March 20, 2021

gmod ragdolling 

A person that is thrown, or enters by ragdolling in a completely lifeless manner, as if it had really unrealistic joints and exaggerated weight, breaking everything it hits. It's usually followed by sliding along the ground with Thud and Flesh_drag sound effects from Half Life 2 or other Source titles.

If a person instantly dies from a hard hit and gmod ragdolls away, it can also have it's body replaced with the model of a coffin, with the voice of a big, bald, russian guy saying "DED." from an unknown source.

She slapped her husband so hard he gmod ragdolled over the desk.

Scout won the gmod ragdolling competition just by using his double jump.

gmod ragdolling by Flaros Overfield September 7, 2019