Radke'd

When a man uses his mouth to extract sperm/semen that was ejaculated into another man's anus and then proceeds to use his mouth to propel the gooey substance into yet another man's anus.

Dude that load felt really cold in my b-hole, I am pretty sure I got Radke'd at that gay orgy.

by Bigfatcat69 June 14, 2025

Rake day

The day of the year when it seems everyone is rakeing their yard

It must be rake day look at all those idiots raking their yards.

by 1998 p2p October 29, 2019

rake the dirt

The act of combing your partners anal hairs to clear out the dingleberries. Usually involving a comb.

I got to get my girlfriend to rake the dirt. I got too many berries to sit down.

by Puppyslayer April 22, 2013

day of the rake

Future annexation of canada by America.

It comes from the fact that canada's national flag is of a fucking leaf.

canadian: 'Murica sucks were so superior
American: The day of the rake is coming

by America1776America August 31, 2018

pushing diarrhoea uphill with a rake

Trying to do the near impossible due to having or being given the wrong tools or insufficiency of time.
Usually preceded by "like pushing...".
The refusal of management to see the blindingly obvious despite it being pointed out and insisting upon something inappropriate.

A:"Can you get this new program to print?".
B:"No, I've told the service centre every day this week but they still say it's ok; dealing with them is like pushing diarrhoea uphill with a rake".

by MoLincs September 20, 2009

Date-Rake

When a sexual predator runs out of Roofies and instead utilizes a rake and good old blunt force trauma to do the job.

“Bill Cosby, before earning his millions that gave him access to Hollywood’s most elite pharmacists and drug dealers, had to resort to the Date-Rake method.”

by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021

Detroit Rake Snake

A sexual act in which someone inserts the handle of a rake into another's anus after dipping it in super glue and proceeds to handcuff them to the bumper of a car before starting the car.

Jim: What's your girlfriend doing in the emergency room?
Steve: Gave her the ol' Detroit Rake Snake

by W@yne Kerr January 24, 2020