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radio shack 

An electronics supply chain that sells low quality products that are usually over priced because they know they have very little competition. The employees at Radio Shack are dumb as a box of hammers and know shit about the products they sell.
Radio Shack should be boycotted!

Comment submitted with request to Delete: "I am an employee of Radio Shack and while the comment is somewhat funny, I am not, as quoted "as dumb as a box of hammers." Nor are my fellow employees. (Well, most of them)"
radio shack by Qbert September 22, 2003
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Radio Shack 

The act of getting ripped off or being tricked into buying things you have no use for.
Stephen: Man i just bought all these batteries for no reason. What was i thinking.
Mike: HAHAHA boy you just got radio shacked!

person 1: man that girl i just slept with was SEXY! what the hell wheres my wallet?
person 2: wow dude you just got radio shacked. Idiot
Radio Shack by imlaxin01 January 21, 2009

radio shack 

When used as a verb, it summarizes:
When someone contains all of their knowledge about an object or article simply by reading and believing the marketing ploys layed out by "Corporate" and "the Manufacturers".

In other words, when someone simply reads the box and price tag, then conveys this information on to the purchaser; passing this knowledge off as if they had a clue.
I can't believe I bought this piece of crap MP3 player; man, that sales person really Radio Shacked me.

He sounded like he knew what he was saying when he told me about all the peripherals, but he could only Radio Shack.
radio shack by Devo.xx April 11, 2007

Radio Shacked 

Radio Shack is a very cluttered store. Therefore Radio Shacked means cluttered.
"Damn man, this place is getting so Radio Shacked."

"It's starting to feel like Radio Shack in here."
Radio Shacked by ESM DISH May 17, 2006

nut to sack ratio 

The ratio of testicles to scrotum in the human penis compound.
Hey Mr. Schwartz, is my nut to sack ratio of 16 to 3 unusual?

RadioShack

Once-powerful electronics store. Currently in financial trouble such that they cannot pay their employees on time. Also, tends to produce an uncanny level of returns on a particular employee, thus named "Cody."

Also, cannot afford full-time (40 Hour) pay, so all workers, save managers, must work less than 30 hours per work week. Therefore, though a decent employee can make $10+ an hour, said employee still will average only $400 every two-week period, if employee is lucky as fuck.
"Damn, Cody got another return. That's what, $3,000 in the past six weeks?"

"Indeed. He is very fucked by Stan Stan He's Our Man If He Can't Do It Some Other Braindead Monkey-Fuck Can."

"Fuck. I should go back to laying concrete. At least there I did 40 hours a week. You know, it would be nice if RadioShack could give me 40 hours a week so I wouldn't have to bum money off my girlfriend."
RadioShack by Stucky June 11, 2006

radioshacking 

When you're driving a car down the highway with one hand and spanking a pig on the ass with the other
Hey man, how was the drive over here? it was pretty good man, radioshacking it the whole way back.