Rabite

A yello, leggless rabbit. Commonly seen in the Mana series by Square Soft/Enix.

Rabites are the weakest monster.

by Baha May 17, 2005

michael scott's dunder mifflin scranton meredith palmer memorial celebrity rabies awareness pro-am fun run race for the cure

The Office (U.S.) S4:E1 "Fun Run"
what Michael Scott created for his coworker, Meredith Palmer, to find a cure for rabies, even though it is already cured and the Fun Run didn't raise any money (besides the money Jan donated--with Michael's money--to a nurse stripper)

Michael Scott drank less water and more fettuccine alfredo during the Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure.

by anna is a bananya May 5, 2019

Baby Rabies

(n) the condition wherein the biological drive to have a baby morphs into a neurotic obsession to have a baby by any means necessary. The obsession consumes the sufferers' thoughts and activities to the exclusion of all else. Usually effects women in their late thirties and early forties.

"Used to be that every time I saw a baby something inside me stirred, but now I have spent $60,000 on fertility treatments and driven my husband, friends and family mad with my baby rabies. I don't know what to do!" she said.

"Let it go!" she replied.

by no way baby June 25, 2009

mrs. rabitoy

the teacher who thinks anything below a 99.9% is failing. Is like a hawk when checking your homework. will tell you that you need help if you have a B or lower in her class.

God, don't be such a Mrs. Rabitoy!

by charliesunicornangels June 2, 2016

rabbitesque

Of or like rabbits, in all of their wild and wondrous ways.

I watched the runner explode across the meadow, swift and rabbitesque, like a zigzagging rocket.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020

Rabito

Spanish slang for a very small penis (even when it is erect).

Dalayn tiene un rabito y me das risa!
¿Tu sabe que Dagoberto tiene un rabito?
Tu madre tiene un rabito.

by TenseisDaddy March 30, 2021

baby rabies

(n) the name given to the lapse of sanity in which a person feels that s/he absolutely MUST have a baby in the very near future, and will often go to great lengths to get pregnant and will bitch constantly about wanting a baby in the meantime. Usually happens in women, but men get it occasionally, as well.

Crazy person: "Oh my GOD! If I don't have a baby soon it will be too late and I will be unfulfilled! I want a baby right now!"
Sane person: *shakes head* "Worst cast of baby rabies I ever saw..."

by Child Hatter May 21, 2003