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Read The Fucking Routing Guide
I tried to ship some shit to Walmart and those fuckers told me to RTFRG (Read the fucking routing guide). Ain’t nobody got time for dat!!!!!
RTFRG by Dumbass Moonball October 26, 2018
Words you can keep
Actually it is Reverse Titty Fuck With Ball Gobble.

As in you are thrusting your penis in between a girl's breasts in the less common direction of away from her face so that your testicles are readily accessible to her mouth in which case she will of course gobble them mightily making your experience something to remember.
Hey remember that time I RTFBG'd Grayce...yeah she gobbled that shit like a turkey.
rtfbg by o-neg March 20, 2007

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The sign that you are cunning and you have used epic skill to outwit every other bored person on earth other than the person who is writing this. This was either found by random typing or by absolute cunning in a strategy that you now know.
I used epic skill to find rtfgcbveydhxnwusjzmqiakolp in the urban dictionary!
Read The Forum Rules; used commonly in a forum to advise somebody (usually a new member) to not break the rules or post stuff in the wrong place. Also can be Read The Fucking Rules if you're in a bad mood.
newbie: how come u moved my thread???
Mod: RTFR
RTFR by Nakamura February 1, 2007
Read The Fucking Google, implies that when the manual (hard copy) is unavailable (See RTFM) - that the person should show some initiative and look it up on Google instead of wasting everyone else's time by asking them.
Joe: Hey what's the default IP for this modem?
Andy: RTFG!
RTFG by LitchNet March 4, 2011
Rtftgg
rtftgg by Uyhfhbubvy October 23, 2020

rtfgcbveydhxnwusjzmqiakolp 

If you have found this you have used epic skill and have outwitted every other bored person on earth other than the person who is writing this. This word can be found through epic skill or random typing through a strategy you now know.
I used epic skill to find rtfgcbveydhxnwusjzmqiakolp in the urban dictionary!
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