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ROTFLOLPMP 

Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Peeing My Pants, used when you find something really funny.
<persone1> math has never been my strongpoint
<persone1> or english
<persone1> or school
<persone1> or girls
<persone1> or life
<persone2> ROTFLOLPMP
ROTFLOLPMP by WAR-DOG January 14, 2008
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roflolpimp 

rolling on floor laughing out loud peeing in my pants
i was like roflolpimp
roflolpimp by Boomer_xxx November 9, 2008

rotflolmfaomfg

It is basicly a combonation of a few words used on the internet.
These words include:
Rotfl (Roll On The Floor Laughing)
Lol (Laugh Out Loud)
Lmfao (Laughing My Fucking Ass Off)
Omfg (Oh My Fucking God)
Jeff: Heya Steve
Steve: Oh Hiya Jeff...My Dad Died In A Car Accident Today...Im An Orphan Now...I Also Have Aids...Help Me...
Jeff: No ROTFLOLMFAOMFG!!
rotflolmfaomfg by Jack Cartmell November 1, 2007

ROTFLOLMAO 

A combination of ROTFL, LOL, AND LMAO. Literally means Rolling Over The Floor Laughing Out Loud My Ass Off. Suggested use: Never, except in circumstances where extreme sarcasm is warranted.
Person A: heh, I just slipped on a banana peel.
Person B: omg me too ROTFLOLMAO
ROTFLOLMAO by AcronymGuy September 5, 2004

ROFLOLPMP 

Rolling on floor laughing out loud peeing my pants
cheese and tomatoes!

ROFLOLPMP!
ROFLOLPMP by peepeecaca August 31, 2007

rotflolcimptwuswsffaiartua 

Classic One Meaning: Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Cumming In My Pants Thinking What U Said Was So Fucking Funny And I'm A Retard That Uses Abbreviations
{Geeks4Life] So What Did You Do Today?

{Anti-Geek4Life} teh same thing i always do, ur mum!!

{HUH?!?!}rotflolcimptwuswsffaiartua

rofllolpmptime 

Rolling on the floor, laughing out loud, piss in my pants, tears in my eyes. It's pronounciation:
Rawffle lawl pimp time
One time my sister rofllolpmptime'd. I lol'd at her. :)
rofllolpmptime by Gatosa August 3, 2006
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