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roflolpimp 

rolling on floor laughing out load peeing in my pants
i was like roflolpimp
roflolpimp by Boomer_xxx November 3, 2006

ROFLPIMP 

Rolling On (The) Floor Laughing, Peed In My Pants.
Dude 1: u know dat new game age of conan? rly rox

Dude 2: ROFLPIMP

ROFLOLPMP 

Rolling on floor laughing out loud peeing my pants
cheese and tomatoes!

ROFLOLPMP!
ROFLOLPMP by peepeecaca August 31, 2007

ROFLOLWISMP 

Rolling On Floor Laughing Out Loud While I Shit My Pants
dude1: Hey Dude i have my fist in a cow's ass.
dude2: ROFLOLWISMP!!!!!
ROFLOLWISMP by Pavel,Mayo. November 22, 2005

rotflolcimptwuswsffaiartua 

Classic One Meaning: Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Cumming In My Pants Thinking What U Said Was So Fucking Funny And I'm A Retard That Uses Abbreviations
{Geeks4Life] So What Did You Do Today?

{Anti-Geek4Life} teh same thing i always do, ur mum!!

{HUH?!?!}rotflolcimptwuswsffaiartua

rofllolpmptime 

Rolling on the floor, laughing out loud, piss in my pants, tears in my eyes. It's pronounciation:
Rawffle lawl pimp time
One time my sister rofllolpmptime'd. I lol'd at her. :)
rofllolpmptime by Gatosa August 3, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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