ROTFLOLMAO

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A combination of ROTFL, LOL, AND LMAO. Literally means Rolling Over The Floor Laughing Out Loud My Ass Off. Suggested use: Never, except in circumstances where extreme sarcasm is warranted.

Person A: heh, I just slipped on a banana peel.
Person B: omg me too ROTFLOLMAO

ROTFLOLMAO by AcronymGuy September 5, 2004

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ROTFLMAOMFGTFOADIAFTWTF

Internet acronyms used to express extreme amusement and/or disbelief, strung together to make one very wrong word.

Short for:

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
Oh My Fucking God
Get The Fuck Out
Fuck Off And Die In A Fire
For The Win
What The Fuck

So guess who I saw today?

Who?
I saw Lisa today!
Really? ROTFLMAOMFGTFOADIAFTWTF

ROTFLMAOMFGTFOADIAFTWTF by Blippee August 31, 2023

ROFLOLMAOMG2GTFORLYARLY

The ultimate word of chat. It is a combination of 8 chat words rolled together in a massive orgy of amazing and win.
This word single handedly is capable of pwnting the fuck out of anyone in any given place in any given situation.

So Sarah, what did the rapist look like?
ROFLOLMAOMG2GTFORLYARLY

Did you just give me a cleavland steamer?
ROFLOLMAOMG2GTFORLYARLY

ROFLOLMAOMG2GTFORLYARLY by El Zacko October 7, 2006

ROFLOLMAO

Rolling on the floor laughing out loud my ass off

person 1: hay man have u heard that JB is a boy

person 2: ROFLOLMAO

ROFLOLMAO by crissilluminatilord March 18, 2013

Roflolmaowoof

Laughing so hard while trying to be cute but you're depressed

Trunks: I Roflolmaowoof'd my way to New York
Valoment: What does Roflolmaowoof means?
Trunks: You don’t know what “Roflolmaowoof’d “means? Shame on you.

Roflolmaowoof by Twitter: ⁦‪@SlicesOfJustice October 11, 2018

ROTFLMAOOL

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off Out Loud. Simple really.

"It was so funny, i was ROTFLMAOOL!"

ROTFLMAOOL by Laura McCue January 14, 2008

ROTFLMAO

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.

HAHAHA ROTFLMAO!!!

ROTFLMAO by Scott Sasaki July 19, 2002

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026