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ROFLMFAOEC

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off whilst Eating Cookies
3h sleep a night ain't enough :P -linuxguru1
ROFLMFAOEC -sammy13
ROFLMFAOEC by Linuxguru1 November 19, 2007
Urban Dictionary Merch
abbreviation for "rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off
I'm a fucking computer nerd that knows this word, roflmfao
roflmfao by Josh Meesh February 24, 2003

roflmfaol 

"rolling on floor laughing my fucking ass off loudly"
Mainly used online messengers and games.

roflmfaol - made by combining the other abbreviations that refer to laughing.
rofl + lmfao + lol = roflmfaol


cashup : i had curry for dinner and now my shit turned yellow. lmao

hater#1 : fuck thats gross.

hater#2 : wtf

hater#3 : roflmfaol !!!
roflmfaol by egebiginkegeyz October 25, 2006

roflmfaomf 

Abbreviation for "Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off Mother Fucker"
roflmfaomf dude thats hilarious
roflmfaomf by dontspitonme April 28, 2007
One of the highest standard levels lazy people type to express laughter.
Level 1: Lol
Level 2: Rofl
Level 3: Lmao
Level 4: Lmfao
Level 5: Roflmao
Level 6: Roflmfao
LEVEL 7: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
roflmfao by God Of The Cows December 29, 2008

ROFLMAOKCAB 

Rolling,On,Floor,Laughing,My,Ass,Off,Kicking,Cats,And,Babies, a term coined online for laughing at a joke made by a close friend that will one day result in an amazing nickname, inside joke, or story.
Joe: What if I started calling you (hooliganvonhooliganberg), and then i told your work that was your new name, they would be like HOOLIGANVONHOOLIGANBERG, WTF, WE USED THREE NAME TAGS TO DO THIS NAME, GET OUT OF OUR STORE NOW!!

Steve:ROFLMAOKCAB

Jack: BILL LOOKS AT GAY (pr0nz)

Joey: Dude, ROFLMAOKCAB
ROFLMAOKCAB by sprinkles7897 December 6, 2009

ROFLMFAOBSSATT

Rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off but somewhat still able to type. The most extreme way of saying ROFL in a text message.
Johnny: *bleep bleep* hey check out this pic of Danny last night

Ron: ROFLMFAOBSSATT
ROFLMFAOBSSATT by Nasor6221 February 6, 2015
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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