ROFL'ing
Mom: "Jaquingleton Davion The 3rd! Stop ROFL'ing! You are going to damage the floor!"
Jaquingleton Davion The 3rd: "Yes, mommy."
Jaquingleton Davion The 3rd: "Yes, mommy."
ROFL'ing by rolling-on-the-floor-giggling December 10, 2022
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Rofl'ing Gun
t3h second most mcPWNAGE weapon in the universe, after the noobclear bomb. Fires a hailstorm of ROFL rounds at 5000 rounds per minute and can sustain the fire for ten minutes and may be reloaded while firing.
"man someone take out that Rofl'ing gun when it needs a reload!"
"it probably just got reloaded!"
"OH NOES!"
*rofl'd*
"it probably just got reloaded!"
"OH NOES!"
*rofl'd*
Rofl'ing Gun by tehPeanut March 12, 2008
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Rofl'ing Gun
t3h second most mcPWNAGE weapon in the universe, after the noobclear bomb. Fires a series of ROFL rounds at 5000 rounds per minute and can sustain the fire for ten minutes and may be reloaded while firing.
"man someone take out that Rofl'ing gun when it needs a reload!"
"it probably just got reloaded!"
"OH NOES!"
*rofl'd*
"it probably just got reloaded!"
"OH NOES!"
*rofl'd*
Rofl'ing Gun by tehPeanut March 12, 2008
rofling
rofling by Paul deVries November 3, 2003
J.K. Rofling
Just-Kidding Rolling-on-Floor-Laughing
A response made after untruthfully spoiling a Harry Potter book for an individual. The source of the phrase comes from the author of the Harry Potter novel series; J.K. Rowling.
A response made after untruthfully spoiling a Harry Potter book for an individual. The source of the phrase comes from the author of the Harry Potter novel series; J.K. Rowling.
Guy #1: Harry dies in the seventh book.
Guy #2: What?! Are you serious?!
Guy #1: J.K. Rofling!
Guy #2: Man, I hate you...
Guy #2: What?! Are you serious?!
Guy #1: J.K. Rofling!
Guy #2: Man, I hate you...
J.K. Rofling by Ryan Ay January 1, 2009
rofling
rofling by Micaroniii June 14, 2011
ROFLING GUN
the second most powerfull weapon in a roflcopters arsenal. use to uberpwn lolerskaters and lmaoplanes. in real life, if you are shot by a ROFLING gun, you will forever be cursed to roll on the floor lauging
ROFLING GUN by Crap McDookie March 7, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.