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"oh i am about to wet my pants RLLing"
"serious?"
"RLCMP"
RLCMP by the e-gypsey October 19, 2007
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Rcmp always chasing me 

The more the more the more gas that i huff it fuckn makes me insane and then i do these stupid things and have nobody to blame like robbin liqour stores and fuckin punchin old ladies curb stompin whitieys slappin bitches and shakin there babies

Yes im a indian thats right 100 percent cree i hang out downtown in a bus shack always drinkin ov nice fuckin shoes you dont mind if i try them on HOLY SHIT THEY FUCKIN FIT nai boy consider them gone

I put the nate back into native i dont know my own name drunk as a skunk cant even walk an alwasy feelin the same im always pukin cause im hammared passin out on the bench HOLY jesus fuckn god wat is that stench-me

the rcmp always chasing me cause im smelly fuckn native and i cant even see

the rcmp always chasin me cause i beat up my wife with a branch from a tree

rcmp always chasin me cause i stole 6 cases of mr clean

the rcmp always chasin me cause i stink

NAI boyyy
Royal Canadian Mounted Police, Formed in 1875 to keep the law in the Yukon, and Northwest Territories. originally the North-West Mounted Police, until 1878 when they recieved a royal charter by HM the King, and became the Royal North West Mounted Police, then in 1879, the RCMP. The early recruiters looked for a tall man 6'3 or so, with excellent equestrian skills. This can today be seen in the famous 'Musical Ride' The original uniform of a Red Surge, blue breeches, and a stetson was normal attire until the 1980s when a more modernized police uniform was introduced, the red-surge is now only used for ceremonial purposes. The Mounted Police now serve as Canada's police force, both Federal, and for provinces which do not have their own police force, and still, although now in modern vehicles instead of horses, keep the law in the Northwest Territories.
RCMP-GRC- Gendarmerie Royale du Canada
RCMP by Cst. TWillis May 11, 2007
Royal Canadian Mounted Police. They wear red shirts and ride around Canada dispensing justice.

See wordMountie/word
Hide the body. Here comes the RCMP.
RCMP by GringoSuperStar June 2, 2003
Or. See Mountie The RCMP was put together by Canadians to protect the First Peoples from American traders and hunters. While the Americans took a genocidal approach to the first inhabitants of North America, Canadians put up measures to protect them. Just another example of Canadians' peacefulness and generosity toward one another.
Wow, those RCMP are helping the natives. To think, American police beat minorities!?!?
RCMP by Lehigh October 5, 2004
Royal Canadian Mounted Police

A group of non-corrupt, polite and nice police officers mainly in Canada. They can often be found at Tim Hortons drinking Ice Caps and butter pecan tarts.
"Phew! It's just the RCMP behind me. Nothing to worry about."
rcmp by Macbeth42 May 15, 2005
Royal Canadian Mounted Police. Also known as the pinnacle of law enforcement. Other cops dream of becoming one. Put up with shit most other Police would whine to their unions about, because sometimes shit just needs to get done.

Known for their polite nature, until polite no longer works. Then shift gears to other tactics which often result in ones ass being handed to them.
"That RCMP officer was so nice until I told him to fuck off. Then I woke up in this hospital bed."
RCMP by Blackhorse7 December 4, 2011
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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