Revised 

getting closer to you is really expensive.
I like to think its worth it, the sacrifice, the fighting, the division, the hurt, the distress
Are you aware that im doing this for you? Because you're ever silent. ever distanced. Is this what im getting?

Revised: not doing this for you but for a possibility in the future that i have little to medium effect on. Fighting on my own is a possibility too. And i have to reiß my arsch zam and accept it can go both ways.

Revised by Krkič April 19, 2020

Revised Standard 

1. A version of the Bible, other examples being Good News, New American, King James, etc.

2. What LeBron James' nickname will be changed to once the Miami Heat fail to win an NBA title with him. Karma Chameleon, Mr. James

Tonight at 8:00 PM Eastern, Revised Standard and the Miami Heat take on the Cleveland Cavaliers.

Revised Standard by Atomic Honey November 14, 2010

Revised (revises) history 

Alter true facts or series of events to make the true situation work in ones favour so they don't look so bad. Someone who manipulates past events or conversations so they become the victim instead of the bully.

She revised (revises) history to people don't know that she was that cause of all the issues.

She revised history so people will think she is the victim.

Revised (revises) history by Gem Singer March 28, 2017

Perpetual Anal Motion Postulate Therum Vol.1 Revised Addition Platinum Anal Series Copyright 1901 

This natural phenomenon has been around since the dwarven days of old. When two men desired anal they would conjoin there anus's and one partner begins by defecating. Once the fecel matter has penetrated the parallel anus the sphincter reacts and takes in the feces and mothers it as if it were its own. Once the anus has acquired its new bounty it relieves its self back from whence it came. Once statrted, the petpetual anal motion can not be stopped or disturbed by any means or this very act would be defying god himself and all life would end.

The Perpetual Anal Motion Postulate Therum Vol.1 Revised Addition Platinum Anal Series Copyright 1901 can perpetuate in my cavity any day.

Perpetual Anal Motion Postulate Therum Vol.1 Revised Addition Platinum Anal Series Copyright 1901 by Hunter October 23, 2004

Kang (Revised)

A previous credit score so low that it crashed the world economy in 2008 when Countrywide made thousands of risky loans to Kangs of color. These loans were complete garbage and nobody wanted to touch them in their investment portfolio, so rating companies like S&P, Moody's and Fitch all collaborated to give these Kang loans a fake higher score. These loans caused rolling defaults when the Kangs of color predictably defaulted on them. This caused the entire system to collapse and were it not for the government stepping in, the Kangs would have destroyed the world financial system.

It's 2023 and the Kangs are back. After years of printing money and then later trying to raise interest rates to control the out-of-control inflation, the US government is realizing the asset bubble they created is leaving behind the Kangs who can't afford property. The Kangs of color don't pay their mortgages but there's a new scheme to shoulder the burden on the responsible white people. It's not enough that the banks and government make AAA-rated reliable money on white mortgage payers, they're now going to put a Kang tax on all mortgage payers with a credit score of over 750. This is a risk-avoidance scheme to punish whites further and to prop up the Kangs of color.

When the Kangs default on their mortgages, the banks will just reclaim the property and sell it at a profit to whites. All the while they'll still be collecting the higher mortgage Kang tax from the whites as well.

2023 is the year Biden dropped the Kang (Revised) tax on us all.

Kang (Revised) by Jim Crowing May 1, 2023

Ni-Disorder (Revised) 

Note. The following disorder was created for satirical and joking purposes.
IT IS NOT an official diagnoses as of the DSM-5:TR.

Required symptom criteria include:
1. Evidence of conduct disorder with an onset age of 15 years or younger.

2. Disregard for social norms or concrete laws with potential disregard for any societal norm.
3. Desire to conquer or desire to inflict pain on an individual in a sadistic or cruel manner.

Symptom criteria include:

1. Excessive plans for world domination.

2. Excessive desire to murder any social acolytes.

3. A disregard for conversation that strays from abstract or socio-philosophical topics.

4. A general disregard for others' opinions or rights as an individual.

5. Excessive arrogance and a "need to be correct."

6. A desire to refer to the other individual's opinion as "wrong" or "incorrect" without proper cause and/or with a knowledge of the contrary.

7. Known to have vivid premonitions, subjective images, or accurate predictions.

8. Constant dwelling on morbid topics and/or death.
9. A lack of empathy, emotion, and/or emotional expression.
10. Obsessed with their type, often using it to "flex" their self-proclaimed superiority over others.
11. Known to have characteristics of NPD (Narcissistic Personality Disorder), and/or extreme egotism.
(Can be co-morbidly diagnosed with BPD or ASPD as per diagnostic criteria in the DSM-5:TR.)

"This individual was diagnosed with Ni-disorder (revised) after an in-depth screening for personality disorders, psychotic disorders and other mental disorders."

Ni-Disorder (Revised) by darkness_imperium June 15, 2023

penis gang **revised example sentence** 

gang gang gang shi u feel me flu flammin shi u feel me ebk shi u know what im sayin penis gang on top u feel me mf

person 1: "yo u know what block u in?"

person 2: "nah"

person 1: "penis gang run dis block mf" *pulls out a strap* "im finna put u inna pack"

person 2: "oh shi" *starts runnin like a pussyboy*

person 2: "cmere shit ahh ngga!!" *starts emptying out clips on dat bih*

person 2: *dies*

person 1: "yee thas right u been served ngga" *does the race*

penis gang **revised example sentence**

penis gang **revised example sentence** by verty da ruler November 18, 2023