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recuntalishous (re-cunt-a-lish-ous) 

A cunt that doesn't smell like a cunt (a good smell like scented tulips); something that is soo great there is no other word to use in the dictionary; you can only express yourself by saying recuntalishous.
1."I hooked up with this girl and she smelled soooo recuntalishous"2. (Noun)"that was recuntalishous"

You're a cunt 

Say this to people only if they are being the highest form of an asshole to people.
Cunt is the top of the ladder of annoying. It goes from dickhead to asshole then to cunt.
You can't get any higher than cunt.
Oi kyle, you're a cunt... Ya got that?
You're a cunt by Maxcrackers November 4, 2020

you're a cunt 

When someone takes your last piece of candy
Sam: I can't wait to eat my last piece of candy
George: Oh i ate it.
Sam: You're a cunt

You're mad cunt 

Its basically a aussie slang which means "you're crazy"
"Oh my god you're mad cunt for doing that"

"Your mad bro"
You're mad cunt by slayqueens June 8, 2022

you're a cunt 

The funniest hypocritical statement of his life

(When he gets offended over a joke even though he actively mocks what i do in my life)
You do woodwork as course then i mock him over his operator status then says you're a cunt
you're a cunt by Bornk87 June 3, 2021

If you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked

if you behave like an arsehole, the universe might return the favour.
Person 1:
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"

Person 2:
"No?"

Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."

Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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