R.P.S. 

Accronym for:
Restless
Penis
Syndrome

A condition that most males suffer from adolesence through adulthood. It causes many restless nights, the most common way to treat this condition is through self medication.

(high school girl) "Ohh my gosh, did you see tim? He obviously has R.P.S. What a walking bonner."

R.P.S. by dildosarchenemy April 22, 2008

S.R.P.S. 

Strum Rate Per Second

Geoffrey - I was with my bitch last night and managed an S.R.P.S. of almost 4! Whats yours?
Howard- Well to be honest I haven't got over 2 without breaking my wrist.

S.R.P.S. by Scrotterz October 9, 2012

F.R.P.S. 

First Responder Pirate Syndrome is when a firefighter, cop, emt, medic etc. has been doing the job so long his tolerance for B.S. goes down and he/she starts talking like a pirate.

Chris-"Is he at end stage F.R.P.S. yet?"
Me-"Lemme check. Hey Jeff, did you finish your coastal training for '05 yet?"
The Pirate-"Arrrrrghhhh! This is bullshit!"
Tim-"Yup. Explore the space"

F.R.P.S. by IzzyW December 15, 2008

C.O.R.P.S

A group of persians. They act as though they are the toughest kidst ever. It turns out they need their parents to pay kids not to fight them. Most of their day is spent sending invites to everyone on facebook for luxxzy and burn the books. They are known for using excessive amounts of hair gel and they stink of excessive amounts of cologne. They also refuse to wear their seatbelts and drive without insurance. Can mostly be found hanging out at the office "TD Bank". Their vocabulary consits of brooooo, mint, fast, live, are u serious, luxxxy, mansion, and all ages club. In closing they are the biggest fags ever.

Alright sweet we can make fun of those c.o.r.p.s fags when were there

C.O.R.P.S by broooooo r u serious October 21, 2010

P.R.P.s 

Piano Room People-normally of African descent or anyone that hangs out in a piano room.

Those damn P.R.P.s are being so freaking loud!!!

P.R.P.s by the bearded wonder October 26, 2012

E.R.P.S.I.O.M.R.S. 

An anagram used by a collection of people (approximately 50) that promote a utopian society: everybody, really, pisses, some, ice-cream, on, monsters, really, sadly.

I thought our society was decaying, but those E.R.P.S.I.O.M.R.S. have paved the way for a new societal beginning!

E.R.P.S.I.O.M.R.S. by dat_schlong_doe June 23, 2024

R.L.P.S. 

Reinstatement letter plagerism system

When I wanted to get reinstated they ran my letter through the R.L.P.S. (relps), and found multiple hits.

R.L.P.S. by Second Macabee November 19, 2007