1 definition by dildosarchenemy

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Accronym for:
Restless
Penis
Syndrome

A condition that most males suffer from adolesence through adulthood. It causes many restless nights, the most common way to treat this condition is through self medication.

(high school girl) "Ohh my gosh, did you see tim? He obviously has R.P.S. What a walking bonner."
by dildosarchenemy April 22, 2008

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