R dog

an absolute beast of a man. he not only is so smart and sexy. he also shows everyone whos got that dog. that's r dog. r dog is a galactic being who transcends through the 4th dimension using his special power to have oral sex with every man to traverse our reality, fully bending space and time and using his powers to especially force femboys to become part of his army and go on orgy sprees on the villages of india

"oh my gosh there are so many femboys."
"r dog sent them"
"we are doomed to eternal sex"

R dog by therealr4lhp February 21, 2026

R-dog 

a girl that is hilarious and is always there for me no matter what. She is ma bestie and idk what i would do without her. This is her Ghetto name. she is also jasmine i miss going on magic carpet rides with her. I can't wait till the homecoming game bc we is going to get crrazzy gurl. She is always catchin' my drift and picking up what im layin down. She loves Jason timberland and tepstin me all day long. If you ever talk to her DON'T BRING UP MR.NURPLE. Garsh I am perty much a cool cat for writing this about you. I love you. NO HOMO.

R-dog is the most coolio girl in ma life.

R-dog by K-dizzle1 October 31, 2008

r u kidding dog lawn shitting lol

When someone's dog shits on the front lawn right in front of a home owner, while I laugh. Why???? Lol, because the dog shits and the dog owner picks it up, total intentional jester, funny as hell, but r u kidding me???? Can't we all just get along ( not a Rodney King Reference). WTF well the world's a crazy place!

I don't know how you have those training skills, but obviously you know more than you've been given credit for, I saw your dog shit on my lawn and I was like r u kidding dog lawn shitting lol I'M SO CONFUSED!!!?????!!!!????the funniest part is that you picked it up quick as it dropped.

r u kidding dog lawn shitting lol by marioM July 25, 2019

r lets her dog eat her out 

r let her pum get eaten by a dog

r lets her dog eat her out
ew have you seen the picture of r dog eating her out poor dog

r lets her dog eat her out by imnt0real June 19, 2023

hot dog from an R.N.

a transvestite on halloween dressed up like a nurse.

How drunk to you have to be to let a hot dog from an R.N. slip by you?

hot dog from an R.N. by thebeeflips October 4, 2006

r/dogfree 

A subreddit dedicated to people who don't like dogs or were inconvenienced by them, usually you will find news articles about dog attacks or you'll find a Rant about dogs, and a victim of brigading

Friend 1: I fucking hate dogs so much they just bark, reek and eat shit

Friend 2: looks like r/dogfree is the place for you

r/dogfree by Trapanon October 14, 2019

R-dogg 

Please publish this definiton because it gives bexley students, as well as anyone interested, information about this important student at the school and what he has done for us. It helps everyone realize why he is a legend and important to Bexley High School. Without his accomplishments, this school might not have existed so it is extremely important to keep this page!

R-Dogg is a junior male that currently attends Bexley High School and is considered as a celebrity. He is a very important individual as well as a legend at Bexley High School. He is known to make funny comments in and out of class, he is also a hero to some at the games "Call Of Duty 4 Modern Warfare" and "Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2". Any student that is not a freshman knows who he is and what he is capable of. Even teachers know to call him R-Dogg and do so during class. He is an expert nugget-er and helps teach others this process of flipping a backpack inside out along with it's belongings. He is very modest and nonchalant regardless of how famous he gets. Most people would become arrogant when turned into a legend but not R-Dogg, he remains modest and when everyone yells "R-DOOOGGGG" he normally responds "hey" or "what" in a very humble tone. R-Dogg is a very lovable person to all at Bexley High School and no one would know what to do without the extremely laidback R-DOGG!

(More to be added soon, particularly a well-written hip-hop song by lil dom)

"Did you guys hear what R-dogg did??"
"No, Whatd he do this time?"
"He nuggeted himself and blamed it on someone else!!!, and then he nuggeted the teacher and DRANK THE VINEGAR!"

R-dogg by BiqQuas614 November 19, 2009