Definitions by therealr4lhp

R dog

an absolute beast of a man. he not only is so smart and sexy. he also shows everyone whos got that dog. that's r dog. r dog is a galactic being who transcends through the 4th dimension using his special power to have oral sex with every man to traverse our reality, fully bending space and time and using his powers to especially force femboys to become part of his army and go on orgy sprees on the villages of india

"oh my gosh there are so many femboys."
"r dog sent them"
"we are doomed to eternal sex"

R dog by therealr4lhp February 21, 2026