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A straight, white, Irish, male with a high IQ. He looks skinny enough but is very strong. Don't try to start a debate with him for he will never drop the topic until he feels he's won. He is very good at defending people but will end up getting blamed for the problem. He is a nice ally to have during the apocalypse with his extensive knowledge of survival from scouts and weapons from relatives and close friends. He has the ability to make friends with just about anyone. you could point at a random person in a crowd and Ríain will know enough information to write a three essay about their families heritage before you can think about it.
God, I wonder what Ríain's ranting about now.
by Rofstatron5000 November 15, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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Is a fucking Malteser head and wears glasses. A bit nerdish with his friends loves to eat biscuits and probably is going to get diabetes in a few years. Shit with the women will die all alone jerks himself off all night thinking of a girl named majella.
Man that riain kid is a weirdo
by Usihfbsje March 30, 2017
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