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An unexpected happening, usually occuring at times of inconvenience; related to colon gas/liqiud.
While in a board of directors meeting, Sally sat uncomfortably whilst realising she had done a qwok in her pants.
Qwok by Geoff Craddock October 29, 2008
Related Words
Qwoky • qwoke • Qwok • qwoxy • qwakypoo • qwikyticky • Qwonyae • qwonye • qwoxyl
When you are so "shook" on the "shook/triggered" scale, that it can be compared to being woken up from your sleep by an earthquake.
"I am so qwoke by what had just happened, I need a minute."
"You mean 'woke'?"
"No, more than just 'woke'. Like, I was woke by an earthquake. Qwoke."
qwoke by Aldez250 October 23, 2017
When someone pays for a check at a group event; mainly lunches

To qwok a check
Brad: *pays for whole check*

Chad: we’re not gonna split it?

Brad: nah it’s fine let me qwok it

Sean: thanks m8
Qwok by Josins June 30, 2019

qwikyticky 

It is a cute way to say that someone is quick. Warning! do not use in sentences. Instead use it when talking to close friends.
"He is a qwikyticky when it comes to work"
" You are such a quikyticky"
qwikyticky by PANDASAREPANDAS February 10, 2022
"Your a qwoxy"
qwoxy by N1ghtr1d April 11, 2022
The act of being brainwashed by QAnon. Like "Woke" except for conspiracy nutjobs. Accepting Alex Jones, Bigfoot, Fox News, pizzagate into your life. Not exclusive to mental illness, but highly correlated.
He was always stupid, but since voting Trump gone off the QWoke deep end.

She told the police she knew the 5G towers were transmitting COVID-HIV hybrid virus activation codes to the vaccine implanted microchips because she's QWoke.
QWoke by redmanalishi August 18, 2022
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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