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An unexpected happening, usually occuring at times of inconvenience; related to colon gas/liqiud.
While in a board of directors meeting, Sally sat uncomfortably whilst realising she had done a qwok in her pants.
Qwok by Geoff Craddock October 29, 2008
Related Words
Qwoky qwoke Qwok qwoxy qwakypoo qwikyticky Qwonyae qwonye qwoxyl
When you are so "shook" on the "shook/triggered" scale, that it can be compared to being woken up from your sleep by an earthquake.
"I am so qwoke by what had just happened, I need a minute."
"You mean 'woke'?"
"No, more than just 'woke'. Like, I was woke by an earthquake. Qwoke."
qwoke by Aldez250 October 23, 2017
When someone pays for a check at a group event; mainly lunches

To qwok a check
Brad: *pays for whole check*

Chad: we’re not gonna split it?

Brad: nah it’s fine let me qwok it

Sean: thanks m8
Qwok by Josins June 30, 2019

qwikyticky 

It is a cute way to say that someone is quick. Warning! do not use in sentences. Instead use it when talking to close friends.
"He is a qwikyticky when it comes to work"
" You are such a quikyticky"
qwikyticky by PANDASAREPANDAS February 10, 2022
"Your a qwoxy"
qwoxy by N1ghtr1d April 11, 2022
The act of being brainwashed by QAnon. Like "Woke" except for conspiracy nutjobs. Accepting Alex Jones, Bigfoot, Fox News, pizzagate into your life. Not exclusive to mental illness, but highly correlated.
He was always stupid, but since voting Trump gone off the QWoke deep end.

She told the police she knew the 5G towers were transmitting COVID-HIV hybrid virus activation codes to the vaccine implanted microchips because she's QWoke.
QWoke by redmanalishi August 18, 2022