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Adjective for people who like men. Can be a guy or girl who likes men.
He likes Bob, so he is qwem.
Qwem by Tany Chesmit November 9, 2008
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qwemnbrtyvcxuiozlkpasjhgdf 

Qwemnbrtyvcxuiozlkpasjhgdf. When you're so bored that you type the 3 keys at the start of the keyboard and then 3 keys at the end until you have no more keys.
Friend: Dude I just found this new combination of random letters in the search engine!
Dude: Is it on Urban Dictionary?
Friend: Of course!
Dude: Man people get REALLY bored.
Friend: oh yeah its qwemnbrtyvcxuiozlkpasjhgdf btw.

qwemnbrtyvcxuiopzlkasdjhgf 

When you're bored and have nothing else to do with your evening
Bro, do you like chocolate? qwemnbrtyvcxuiopzlkasdjhgf

qwemnbrtyvcxuiozasplkdfgjh 

you were swapping between every end of the keyboard every 3 characters you typed
surely you have broken the bored limit by now
person 1 searches* qwemnbrtyvcxuiozasplkdfgjh
person 2 haven't you done this enough
person 3 no he's become eternally bored
person 1 qwertyuiopmnbvcxzasdfghjkl
person 2 -_-
The 2.5cm square patch of cloth in direct contact with a minky
'My said Agatha, whilst stroking her fondness with her index finger, my Qwemp's threadbare'

The maiden's vertical Line, The tongue between the lips,
Qwemp by Perseus1 February 21, 2011

qwemnbrtyvcxuiozlkpasjhgf 

You almost gave up when you remembered. You get by typing the three first letters of the keyboard, then the three last, and so on.
How many combinations are there???? There is even a qwemnbrtyvcxuiozlkpasjhgf!!!

qwemnbrtyvcxuiozlkpasjhgdfgfdshjkapolzxiuycvbtrenmwq 

You are at the highest point of boredom. You probably have typed all other combinations and now typing three letters of qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and then three letters of mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq and repeating the process so all the letters have been typed twice. I think it would be better if you actually started doing your homework and avoided dying of boredom.
qwemnbrtyvcxuiozlkpasjhgdfgfdshjkapolzxiuycvbtrenmwq..... please save me before i die of boredom
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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