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douchebag quotient

the percentage of complete fucking tools attending any social gathering. normally higher at nightclubs that sell PBR in cans.
shit, fool, douchebag quotient be high tonight. bet the DJ's playing kid rock next.
douchebag quotient by woozefa August 11, 2009

clutch quotient 

The degree of measure to which someone came through in a moment of need, crisis, or difficulty. Can also be used in a sports context to acknowledge a moment where a player put on a game-winning performance when the team really needed him or her.
Brandi Chastain hitting that penalty shot against China was like a clutch quotient of 10.

Uh-oh, Rex Grossman just threw another interception. His clutch quotient is definitely in single digits.
clutch quotient by Geoff Lilley October 23, 2007

Rat's Ass Quotient 

A process of deciding whether you care or have an opinion about any thing, policy, concept, idea, etc, by stripping it down to its most basic parts. If you are motivated enough to have a position/opinion on any of its parts, then it can be said you give a rat's ass about the topic.

Basically a way of determining whether you give a rat's ass about a specific issue, topic, etc.
Normally, I could give a rat's ass about the New York Yankees. However, since they drafted former Nebraska Cornhusker Joba Chamberlain; I have an interest in them; and how the Yankees are doing passes my rat's ass quotient.
Rat's Ass Quotient by Deimreon February 23, 2010

Asshole Quotient 

The easier a guy makes his money, and the YOUNGER he is when he does so, and the AMOUNT of money the guy makes, added to how good looking he is, determines his “asshole quotient".(AQ). Therefore:

Young good looking guy
+ Easy Money
= Thinking they rule the world
Jay was a young, good looking, successful man in his early twenties. He thought that the world (including beautiful women being thrown at him on a regular basis) was owed to him. He had a very high A.Q.
Asshole Quotient by Snoopy Irma December 2, 2003

Porkability Quotient 

A score out of 100 which rates how porkable a hot babe is.
Ms NinjaFan has a PQ of about 85.

jackass quotient 

The jackass quotient is a quantified measure of immaturity and stupidity, as the result of large ego.
The jackass quotient in the NBA is pretty high. If you gave incentive to players shooting from half-court by awarding additional points, you'd probably see them jacking shots up from way downtown.
jackass quotient by Bob Cobb March 14, 2005