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To be stoned and/or deeply under the influence of marijuana.
Dude...that smoke has me straight quilted, bro.
Quilted by pseudocris March 2, 2015
Totally stoned beyond belief, way too high to even grab the Cheetos. When you broke into some bud you just weren't expecting and now you're paying the price.
Timmy ate three of my cookies and has been banging his bong all day. He's totally quilted.
Quilted by RattleTrap April 29, 2019

Quilted pussy 

I have a quilted pussy
Quilted pussy by Yerp65 November 18, 2022

Getting quilted 

When someone Drink or ingests alot of nyquil so that he/she may hallucinate and or trip getting some kind or euphoria for fighting off sleep depravation.
someone talking to there friend saying Im getting quilted tonight bro. meaning hes gonna get high off nyquil
Getting quilted by ajtman28 March 17, 2011

the quilted gangbang

I dressed up like superman and did the quilted gangbang it was quite hard

Quilled Out 

1. Worked sucked today, my boss got me all quilled out about the project deadline.
2. I talked to steve today and he is all quilled out because his girlfriend wrecked his car.
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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