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Aka queef. A pussy fart
After fully enjoying my girlfriend's nether regions. She let out a mean quiffle.
quiffle by rubthebelly December 24, 2004
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A British word for sneeze
" I got me a case of the quiffles"
Quiffle by Holly4444 September 14, 2015

Quiffle Cookie 

A very rough and non elegant queef ,with a yeast baking smell to follow.
Shane walked into the department and stated: " wow it smells like someone baked a double batch of quiffle cookies".
Quiffle Cookie by Sironius April 2, 2016
When a queef comes out in a melodic tune

verb- to quiffle
Lisa quiffled and it sounded just like Mozart's requiem in D minor
quiffle by Meryl streets July 2, 2016
A fart that comes out of your penis
Guy 1: god dude I had such a weird quiffle last night.

Guy 2: what’s that?

Guy 1: it’s a far that comes out of your penis.

Guy 2: what the actual fuck?
Quiffle by B. Quiffle February 9, 2021
when a decade old chance encounter hita you up on social media for a date
"I said yes to a quiffle because i dont do dates and we totally had a great time "
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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