Quiffle

A British word for sneeze

" I got me a case of the quiffles"

by Holly4444 September 14, 2015

Quiffle

A fart that comes out of your penis

Guy 1: god dude I had such a weird quiffle last night.

Guy 2: what’s that?

Guy 1: it’s a far that comes out of your penis.

Guy 2: what the actual fuck?

by B. Quiffle February 9, 2021

quiffle

Aka queef. A pussy fart

After fully enjoying my girlfriend's nether regions. She let out a mean quiffle.

by rubthebelly December 24, 2004

quiffle

When a queef comes out in a melodic tune

verb- to quiffle

Lisa quiffled and it sounded just like Mozart's requiem in D minor

by Meryl streets July 2, 2016

Quiffle Cookie

A very rough and non elegant queef ,with a yeast baking smell to follow.

Shane walked into the department and stated: " wow it smells like someone baked a double batch of quiffle cookies".

by Sironius April 2, 2016

quiffle

when a decade old chance encounter hita you up on social media for a date

"I said yes to a quiffle because i dont do dates and we totally had a great time "

by awesomeness possemness April 11, 2017

Quiffle

When you walk into queef it makes you sneeze.

I walked into a queef and I had the urge to quiffle.

by ITZEXEED July 26, 2022