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Quiet ones

The ones the noisy ones with machetes, swords, guns, or grenades want people to watch.
While you're watching your quiet ones across the street, the noisy ones are creeping up behind you on the side of the street you're on with a machete, sword, or gun ready to cut, stab, slice, or shoot the next one that tries to call them a bitch, even if most people don't take them seriously or seem to notice them.
Quiet ones by The Original Agahnim November 11, 2021

It’s always the quiet ones 

A phrase used to describe how quiet people are into extremely weird, niche or erotic things.
“Hey did you hear? Mary is into BDSM!”
“It’s always the quiet ones.”

“My favourite anime is Miss Caretaker of Sunohara-sou!”
“It’s always the quiet ones.”

We are the Quiet Ones

"We are the Quiet Ones" is a tattoo that One Direction member Liam Payne got around 2016-2017. Ziamie's believes that Liam got this tattoo in honor of Zayn and his relationship. On more than one occasion, he refers to them as "the quiet ones" stating that he and Zayn have always been the shyest and quietest of the group. (At the start)

"Me and Zayn were actually really QUIET when we came into the band but now you can't shut us up!" - Liam Payne in the German-Swiss interview in 2012. (2-3 days after the iTunes festival, where they were rumored to have become official>)
Me: Did you see that new tattoo Liam got? It's sick!
(Y/N): He got a new tattoo? What is it?
Me: The words "We are The Quiet Ones." And guess what?
(Y/N): What?
Me: Ziam's real. He totally got it for Zayn.

Throwing back a few quiet ones 

When you are sitting around with a small group of people drinking in silence and reflecting why you are so lame not to be taking.
Me and my friends were throwing back a few quiet ones yesterday because we are lame and have no life.

A few quiet ones 

There is no such thing
Will we go out for a few quiet ones ?
A few quiet ones by GermanDog11 September 2, 2022

quintonese 

A language that is loosely based on english, however there is no set rules for spelling any specific word as long as it’s spelt incorrectly and can be pronounced multiple ways.
Josh

“What’s everyone upto?”

Quinton
“Just agboudt to drie back to uptgon”

Chunk
“What?”

Taylor
“Don’t worry he’s talking quintonese again”
quintonese by Jonas Simpson February 15, 2023
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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