Quexism

Breaking the flow of conversation with incoherent statements

My girlfriend just performed a Quexism at the family gathering, and now everyone hates her.

by durnsy December 3, 2024

Quexistence

The Quest for the Meaning of Existence. You question your existence. You quest to find meaning for your existence. You seek the answers to the questions, "Who am I? Why am I here? What is my purpose? Why do I exist?" You exist for that quest.

Gork, "Why am I here? What is it that I'm supposed to do with my life?"
Charlie, "Those are questions we all ask ourselves at one time or another."
Gork, "But, why do I even exist?"
Charlie, "Quexistence. You seek the answers to your existence. You are on a quest to find those answers. You exist for that quest."

by Yetubee September 13, 2012

Quexistence

You question your existence. This generally happens after a whiskey nightcrawler, a night of trash and crash, blacking out ,or being blacked. You may ask yourself questions like, "Who am I?", "Where the hell am I?", "How the fuck did I get here?"
You may find yourself actually trying to answer these questions if you smoke marijuana, or have eaten shrooms, peyote, or mescaline, and you will find yourself on a quest to find the answers and meaning for your existence.

John and Paul just woke up after a night of trash and crash and were smoking on a blunt.
John: "Where the fuck am I?"
Paul: "You're here, man."
John: "How the hell did I get here?"
Paul: "I don't know, man. Who the fuck are you?"
John: "I don't know. Who am I?"
Paul: "You're the man, man."
These stoners are in a state of quexistence.

by Yetubee August 20, 2012

Quelism

Inspired by the worlds dumbest nigga Jaquel Whittch. A philosophy based solely around incorrect facts and dumb ideals. There is no logic in anything stated, often used by those with an extremely limited vocabulary.

Quelism article II: “Su hoe”

by Yggdrasil Jozzy June 14, 2018