The Quest for the Meaning of Existence. You question your existence. You quest to find meaning for your existence. You seek the answers to the questions, "Who am I? Why am I here? What is my purpose? Why do I exist?" You exist for that quest.

Gork, "Why am I here? What is it that I'm supposed to do with my life?"
Charlie, "Those are questions we all ask ourselves at one time or another."
Gork, "But, why do I even exist?"
Charlie, "Quexistence. You seek the answers to your existence. You are on a quest to find those answers. You exist for that quest."

Quexistence by Yetubee September 13, 2012

Related Words

Quexism • Quexistence • Quelism

Quexistence

You question your existence. This generally happens after a whiskey nightcrawler, a night of trash and crash, blacking out ,or being blacked. You may ask yourself questions like, "Who am I?", "Where the hell am I?", "How the fuck did I get here?"
You may find yourself actually trying to answer these questions if you smoke marijuana, or have eaten shrooms, peyote, or mescaline, and you will find yourself on a quest to find the answers and meaning for your existence.

John and Paul just woke up after a night of trash and crash and were smoking on a blunt.
John: "Where the fuck am I?"
Paul: "You're here, man."
John: "How the hell did I get here?"
Paul: "I don't know, man. Who the fuck are you?"
John: "I don't know. Who am I?"
Paul: "You're the man, man."
These stoners are in a state of quexistence.

Quexistence by Yetubee August 20, 2012

Quelism

Inspired by the worlds dumbest nigga Jaquel Whittch. A philosophy based solely around incorrect facts and dumb ideals. There is no logic in anything stated, often used by those with an extremely limited vocabulary.

Quelism article II: “Su hoe”

Quelism by Yggdrasil Jozzy June 14, 2018

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026