When you begin a quarantine as a heterosexual male, but begin to question your own sexuality after using your time to binge watch the entire 7 season series-run of Gilmore Girls.

“I’m sorry, Rebecca, but the divorce is final. That queerantine really taught me something about myself.”

Queerantine by Adamconda April 22, 2020

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queerage

1. a quantitative means of determining the level of gayness in an area at any given time.

2. denoting an aggregate or amount of homosexuality.

Thomas: "Jennings is wearing his assless chaps at work today."
Richard: "I did notice a definite peek in the queerage."
Harrison: "Yes, I also noticed that."

"Damn, it's like a sausage festival in this bitch. This queerage is dick."

"Patrick, you need to stop watching these damn Rachel Ray marathons."
"William, I understand that, but my gayness compels me to."
"I just can't deal with this queerage, Patrick"
"Dammit, William, then you can't deal with me or the junk in my trunk."

queerage by Danfield January 4, 2007

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Queerantine

When you’re part of the LGBTQ community and are in quarantine due to the COVID19 virus.

No worries, I’m staying homo sweet homo in self queerantine!

Queerantine by Lsears March 20, 2020

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queerasaur

1. A queer person, usually attracts gays or has weird mood swings.

2. My roommate.

"OMG my roommate is such a queerasaur!"

queerasaur by tweaker93 December 17, 2006

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