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One who queefs. A Queef is a pussy fart created through conscience control of the vaginal muscles.
She wrapped her legs around my face and then pronounced that she was Queen LaQueefer and proceeded to queef the loudest and most disguisting smelling pussy fart that I have ever heard and smelled.
by Anonymous November 07, 2003
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queef; an expulsion of rancid air from the vaginal cavity, causing a 'fart'-like sound.
by feederboy March 31, 2003
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The vaginal fart, also known as the queef, vart or pussy fart
the first time I heard a heard a queefer I laughed my ass off. the chick was mortified.
by Anonymous December 18, 2002
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the act of queefing during a frightened or nervous state; in most cases a queef accompanied by simultaneous quivering.
adam - "Heather, did you just rip one?"

Heather - "No Adam, girs don't fart. That was

a queefer. They happen sometimes when I get nurvous."

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Heather sat queefering after realizing that she was being followed by a pack of wild angry mongeese.
by smelter February 04, 2010
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