queefer

One who queefs. A Queef is a pussy fart created through conscience control of the vaginal muscles.

She wrapped her legs around my face and then pronounced that she was Queen LaQueefer and proceeded to queef the loudest and most disguisting smelling pussy fart that I have ever heard and smelled.

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

queefer

one who queefs

queef; an expulsion of rancid air from the vaginal cavity, causing a 'fart'-like sound.

by feederboy March 31, 2003

queefer

The vaginal fart, also known as the queef, vart or pussy fart

the first time I heard a heard a queefer I laughed my ass off. the chick was mortified.

by Anonymous December 18, 2002

queefer

the act of queefing during a frightened or nervous state; in most cases a queef accompanied by simultaneous quivering.

adam - "Heather, did you just rip one?"

Heather - "No Adam, girs don't fart. That was

a queefer. They happen sometimes when I get nurvous."

or
Heather sat queefering after realizing that she was being followed by a pack of wild angry mongeese.

by smelter February 4, 2010

queefer

queefer, air explosion between the leggs

an explosion in a fat womans canyon cunt

by genosbird November 11, 2003

queefer

one who queefs a lot!

when a girl quifs she is ready for some sex!

by Anonymous June 13, 2003

queefer

An insult to someone who is obnoxiously retarded.

My friend's dad is such a QUEEFER!!

by Anonymous June 20, 2003