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Queeringe

A modern colloquialism where oneself is queer but also cringe.

One can also define themselves as queer and unhinged.
Person One: I was scrolling through TikTok, right? And I watched this super dramatic skit where they were just overacting about their love life.

Person Two: Oh my god, not one of those

Person One: Right? I was like, ‘Wow, this is peak queeringe!’ 😂 Like, I love the energy, but my secondhand embarrassment is making me deceased.
by ChocoIchigo October 12, 2024
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Queening

An ancient art in which a woman presses and rubs her genitalia and/or anus against the tongue, lips, and nose of her subordinate. She classically positions herself in a sitting on or straddling over another's face facesitting. The first images of this can be seen in ancient Egyptian drawings, but it is known to have been a historic part of ancient Japanese, Chinese, Indian, Medieval European, Victorian and other cultures. Originally a way for upper class women (Queens included) who wished to achieve sexual gratification without becoming pregnant; be they a virgin or a wife with her husband unavailable. It was usually the job of male slaves and servants to submit to their mistresses desires, in Japan there were even brothels where women and girls would pay for male slaves specially trained in the art of queening.
Today queening is enjoyed by people the world over regardless of social status. In this age of balancing the feminine energy it seems to be a particularly useful way for women to feel empowered and can be equally enjoyable for whom they sit/ride upon. Just remember practice and focus will lead to skill for both people involved.
"Sorry I didn't call you back, I was queening my husband until late last night."
"I bought two slave boys today, come to my palace this evening and we can queen them together and have tea."
by Fuckyomuthafuckincouch June 5, 2014
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Quadringenarious Nut

A nut that was busted so hard it literally got sent to another fucking universe.
*Someone busts a Quadringenarious Nut*
*🅱ass 🅱oosted Wolves plays*
by OoftheDoof! October 14, 2019
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queening

British Term :-
The act of a woman sitting on her subserviants face for the majority of the day.
Also known as throning
Man shes into kinky shit she likes S&M and queening
by Gavin May 22, 2004
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Queerance

A sale on Man-Thongs.
"Those man-thongs are on clearance at TJ Max!"
"Heh, its a Queerance!'
by Navanac January 1, 2010
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quadringentillion

One with 1,203 zeroes after it. Higher than a trecentillion which is one with 903 zeroes after it.
I have about a quadringentillion funny friend points.
by DiamondTroller January 26, 2015
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Queening Chair

A chair or throne with an opening or a hole in the seat so that a BDSM slave can perform cunnilingus or analingus on his/her Owner (sitting on the slaves face, or queening). There’s usually a strap or head brace beneath the seat so the slave can spend hours under the chair if needed. And with the slave’s body sticking out, it’s also a great recliner.
“There’s nothing like watching American Idol while my bitch is under my queening chair, eating my ass!”
by The guy Under The Chair March 14, 2009
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