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Someone who excessively queefs.

A fictional purple character with large eyes who is obcessed with queefing.

My girlfriend, Angel
Greg: Angel, did you make that noise?
Angel: Yes, I did
Greg: You Queefus!
Queefus by Gwilli83 June 3, 2010
Words you can keep

queefus squintillion 

a lovely tasty ogre who queefs rat juice onto foot soup
i cant wait to try queefus squintillions rat juice soup

Cheifus Queefus 

Damn yall hear that new Cheifus Queefus
Cheifus Queefus by anonymous November 11, 2023

queefsplosion 

When a firework or firecracker is set off in ones vagina, in turn causing a violet gust of putrid smelling air to come rushing out.
Tyrone: what happened?
Jerome: I was caught by a violent queefsplosion, I'll be smelling of fish for weeks
queefsplosion by Steflikesmen123 February 18, 2014
A term used to describe an individual, who has either become dizzy or queasy due to the high volume of queefs their partner secretes during intercourse.
I was having sex with Pam last weekend, and about 20 minutes into it, I became Queefsy due to the number of smelly queefs she dropped. Truthfully, the smell had to have been due to a yeast infection, or at least I hope that’s the explanation. Yuck! .
Queefsy by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020

Queefish 

Adjective

1. A word used to describe an object or individual of vagina-like qualities.

2. Used to detail one that is unassertive and lacks self confidence.

3. The LGBTQ community
My roast beef Arby's sandwich is looking rather queefish.

Jordan is so queefish he wont even talk to girls.

Oh great another protest from the queefish LGBTQ fellows.
Queefish by Emerald_meat_flaps March 18, 2022

Queefsong 

Queefsong
Noun, also QueefSong Plural: queefsongs

An advanced level of queefing characterized by the ability to control cuntal inhalation and expiration sufficiently to produce musical notes both through exceptional labial control and also with the aid of simple wind instruments. The traditional Irish tin whistle is suited perfectly for this purpose and during queefing’s golden age, all queefery students were issued their own instrument and prodigies were encouraged to graduate to the Recorder.
Darla is a queefsongstress of exceptional depth and quality whose dulcet tones drive men to madness.

Ivanka’s halfwitted brother found her queefsong whistle and was running around the party playing it with a kind of demonic enthusiasm, to everyone’s horror.

♪I can’t seem to forget you; your queefsong stays in my mind...♫
Queefsong by Lastgasp1875 November 3, 2020
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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