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Queeften 

Queeften |kwēf|

noun verb adjective
An act of stupidity or aloofness that cannot be describe in any other way.

DERIVATIVES
queef-ing verb
queef-ed verb

ORIGIN early 21st century.: from latin kristenisaqueefhead 'queefhead', probably from Italian benelyson 'scrabble'

*can be inserted in lyrics for extreme queeften*
wow, just wow...the only word to describe that is..queeften

*can be inserted in lyrics for extreme queeften*

Big queef poppin' and little queef stoppin'
Big queef poppin' and little queef stoppin'
Queeften by Queef King October 9, 2008
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Queefter 

That from which queefs originate. Ultra backwoods redneck slang for cooter. Must be said in the most hillbilly accent imaginable.
My momma may be my sister, but if she won't let me put it in her keester, well I still would sex her in her queefter. As God would have intended.
Queefter by Robthegreat May 25, 2020

Queefenstein's Monster 

A hideous mythical beast expelled from a foul smelling vagina during coitus. Occurs only during a full moon. The unleashed beast is evil and devours puppies and small children.
Dude, while I was doing your mother last night she expelled a Queefenstein's Monster that ate my dog.

Queefsten 

A rather robust individual with a genetic mutation that causes you to queef uncontrollably.
Dude you're such a queefsten
Queefsten by ainflwahjnfdj November 11, 2010

Queefton 

Hey mate, you’re an absolute queefton or shut up you queefton...
Queefton by SLADE EDWARDS February 7, 2021

queeftonic 

When the person receiving tuna mouth blows the queef back into the woman's face who released it. This usually will end all sexual relations between the two parties if the original tuna mouth did not.
After Sam sucked Sara dry he queeftoniced her.
queeftonic by knoxygenkck August 3, 2011
A pathetic person who gets goblin stomped
It's a good thing queefen had that camero, otherwise Brandon would have goblin stomped that ass!
queefen by Goblin stomppers for sale September 3, 2017
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