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Queeften 

Queeften |kwēf|

noun verb adjective
An act of stupidity or aloofness that cannot be describe in any other way.

DERIVATIVES
queef-ing verb
queef-ed verb

ORIGIN early 21st century.: from latin kristenisaqueefhead 'queefhead', probably from Italian benelyson 'scrabble'

*can be inserted in lyrics for extreme queeften*
wow, just wow...the only word to describe that is..queeften

*can be inserted in lyrics for extreme queeften*

Big queef poppin' and little queef stoppin'
Big queef poppin' and little queef stoppin'
Queeften by Queef King October 9, 2008
Words you can keep

Queefter 

That from which queefs originate. Ultra backwoods redneck slang for cooter. Must be said in the most hillbilly accent imaginable.
My momma may be my sister, but if she won't let me put it in her keester, well I still would sex her in her queefter. As God would have intended.
Queefter by Robthegreat May 25, 2020

Queefenstein's Monster 

A hideous mythical beast expelled from a foul smelling vagina during coitus. Occurs only during a full moon. The unleashed beast is evil and devours puppies and small children.
Dude, while I was doing your mother last night she expelled a Queefenstein's Monster that ate my dog.

Queefsten 

A rather robust individual with a genetic mutation that causes you to queef uncontrollably.
Dude you're such a queefsten
Queefsten by ainflwahjnfdj November 11, 2010

Queefton 

Hey mate, you’re an absolute queefton or shut up you queefton...
Queefton by SLADE EDWARDS February 7, 2021

queeftonic 

When the person receiving tuna mouth blows the queef back into the woman's face who released it. This usually will end all sexual relations between the two parties if the original tuna mouth did not.
After Sam sucked Sara dry he queeftoniced her.
queeftonic by knoxygenkck August 3, 2011
A pathetic person who gets goblin stomped
It's a good thing queefen had that camero, otherwise Brandon would have goblin stomped that ass!
queefen by Goblin stomppers for sale September 3, 2017
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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