Queef-ryche 

When your girlfriend queefs so ofter and so loud during sex you almost wake the neighbors, her kids, or anyone else in the near vicinity. Bonus points if you or her gives the horns with your hands and/or has a mullet.

You fuck tart sounds like we're at a queef-ryche concert

Queef-ryche by Cuca Culpa July 7, 2009

Queen Rachel 

The most amazing, funny, cute, adorable, loud, silly, goofy, beautiful, crazy, Italian, Greek, person to ever walk the face of the earth.

Man, she is acting just like Queen Rachel!
If only she could be more like Queen Rachel.

Queen Rachel by QueenRachel February 5, 2009

Rachel aka queen 

Beautiful, smart, determined, caring, authentic, passionate, funny, sweet, kind, motivated, hard working, sexy, absolute catch.

Someone you could meet for a simple cup of a coffee 122 days ago and not know it would be the women you feel like you've been waiting years for. Once she becomes a significant part of your life, you don't want to picture the rest of yours without her. Someone who makes you feel good about yourself, always.. and loved, always.
Someone you can't help but think about immediately after waking up. Someone you can't help but think about throughout your day, no matter how long it is, or what you're doing or how busy you are, you're always thinking about her, and hoping and wishing she is happy and healthy and safe and is having a good day. It's exhausting, but worth it ;) ... Someone you can immediately say goodbye to after hanging out with and legitimately can't wait to see again.

Today is our anniversary, and although it may only be a few months it's still significant to me because of how long it's been since I've been able to have an anniversary with somebody, and for a while there i couldn't picture it, and now that we have that, I love it. I just love and appreciate you baby ❤️

" Hol up... That girl is absolutely beautiful. She must be a Rachel."

" Oh my goodness... Who that queen? "

" If I had a dollar for everytime I thought about Rachel I would be able to start my own vegan restaurant and call it 'Queens only'. "

Rachel aka queen

Rachel aka queen by Hewwweellllyeaaa April 8, 2021