Queef Tart

Name: Queef Tart Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

n. An annoying mammal who consistantly queefs and covers it up. Also refered to ask queef brains, fuck tarts, or queef bags, a queef tart is someone (mainly female) who would refere to her friends as bitches. Not a plesent person to be around.

Me- "For real stop being such a queef tart!"
Her- "I'm not bitch!"

Queef Tart by Ryan Manariol February 9, 2010

Words you can keep

Queef Tartar

The act of putting high grade premium raw beef into one's vagina and then queefing it out.

"That guy's a freak"
"Yeah, I heard he enjoys Queef Tartar on the regular"

Queef Tartar by modestmouse32456 October 21, 2011

Queeftasticular Cancer

A cancer of the vagina that causes uncontrollable queefage. This has no cure, and causes many women to become sterile or never have boyfriends. Their queefs are generally more potent than others, and fire out queef nuggets like a MP-40. The only way for temporary relief comes with the Queef-B-Gone cream.

I got Queeftasticular Cancer from Aleta and I eat tons of queef nuggets nowadays.

Queeftasticular Cancer by FrodoBaggins231 August 5, 2006

Queeftarted

When a person is performing oral pleasures on a female vagina and the female queefs in the persons face and you become retarded due to the queef in the face acting crazy like a retard

Hey fam my girl Sarah queefed on my face and I was queeftarted for five minutes

Queeftarted by DJ chrispysoc October 27, 2016

qweeftart

when a woman qweefs and vaginal excretion falls into baking batter, then they use the batter to make there own tart like pastries.

Those are Olivia's trademark qweeftarts your eating Will.

qweeftart by 3 urban muskateers June 12, 2011

queeftastic

the opposite of fantastic, but a lot more cheery than saying somethings sucks.

i failed my regions, thats fucking queeftastic.

queeftastic by wolf January 11, 2005

Queeftard

1. A queeftard is a retarded douchebag
2. A fart that is released through great displeasure and rectal contractions in the anal canal that can sometimes lead to internal bleeding

1. Sean is a queeftard
2. Sean just queeftarded

Queeftard by seanisgay3 March 31, 2009

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026