Queef Tart

n. An annoying mammal who consistantly queefs and covers it up. Also refered to ask queef brains, fuck tarts, or queef bags, a queef tart is someone (mainly female) who would refere to her friends as bitches. Not a plesent person to be around.

Me- "For real stop being such a queef tart!"
Her- "I'm not bitch!"

by Ryan Manariol February 9, 2010

Queef Tartar

The act of putting high grade premium raw beef into one's vagina and then queefing it out.

"That guy's a freak"
"Yeah, I heard he enjoys Queef Tartar on the regular"

by modestmouse32456 October 21, 2011

Queeftasticular Cancer

A cancer of the vagina that causes uncontrollable queefage. This has no cure, and causes many women to become sterile or never have boyfriends. Their queefs are generally more potent than others, and fire out queef nuggets like a MP-40. The only way for temporary relief comes with the Queef-B-Gone cream.

I got Queeftasticular Cancer from Aleta and I eat tons of queef nuggets nowadays.

by FrodoBaggins231 August 5, 2006

Queeftarted

When a person is performing oral pleasures on a female vagina and the female queefs in the persons face and you become retarded due to the queef in the face acting crazy like a retard

Hey fam my girl Sarah queefed on my face and I was queeftarted for five minutes

by DJ chrispysoc October 27, 2016

qweeftart

when a woman qweefs and vaginal excretion falls into baking batter, then they use the batter to make there own tart like pastries.

Those are Olivia's trademark qweeftarts your eating Will.

by 3 urban muskateers June 12, 2011

queeftastic

the opposite of fantastic, but a lot more cheery than saying somethings sucks.

i failed my regions, thats fucking queeftastic.

by wolf January 11, 2005

Queeftard

1. A queeftard is a retarded douchebag
2. A fart that is released through great displeasure and rectal contractions in the anal canal that can sometimes lead to internal bleeding

1. Sean is a queeftard
2. Sean just queeftarded

by seanisgay3 March 31, 2009