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Bloody Queef Mist 

When a girl is having her period, and she lets out a queef and it sprays a bloody mist in her pants.
Travis: DUDE!! Brooke just shit her pants!

Harlan: No dude, thats bloody queef mist all over her pants, son.
Bloody Queef Mist by Beau Harris February 15, 2007

vaginal queef mist 

The origin of Mike Scott. The place from hence he came. The great red, drizzling, puss-filled mothership.
I thought mom had gas, but it turned out to be a massive vaginal queef mist. Now I have a new brother!
vaginal queef mist by Wheatus April 15, 2004

misty queef 

A queef that has a explosion of mist.
Hey cab I saw that misty queef.
misty queef by Kahhhhl brown September 11, 2016

Queefmeister

A female German exchange student who is really cute. She has blonde hair green eyes and a wonderful round ass and rack. She also has pig tails. She wears clothing that is more stylish than the girls here. It includes a lot of boots and short skirts. Unfortunately....she queefs a lot. Meaning she farts out of her pussy. She is, and all German girls who do this can be reffered to as Queefmeisters. It's somewhat a German word.
Kind of a bastardation. (that's meant to be ironic)
Queefmeister by Yobastabker November 4, 2004

queefist 

someone who is an expert on pussyfarts. a queefists job is to produce music with queef noises. they are sometimes found in the streets performing. street queefists are usually known as queefers.
man did you hear about that queefist randy santel? he's gonna be queefin in town next week
queefist by Trollk1ng November 7, 2015

queefmiester 

A person who partakes in the act of queefing many times at one sitting.
Tommy lasorda is a huge queefmiester.
queefmiester by quipster69 May 6, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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