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When a woman inhales air into her vagina--the opposite of a queef, where air exhales out of the vagina.

To queefin- verb; ex: queefined

Queefin- noun

Pronunciation: Ka-whiff-in
1.) The Little Mermaid was being pounded so hard that she queefined air and semen into her ambiguous genitalia.

2.) That queefin sounded like a vacuum cleaner
Queefin by joeyx April 22, 2009
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A very sexy, chill, cool, Asian, male. Everyone likes Queefin and everyone wants to be like Queefin. Queefin has loads of side bitties but also gets 100s on math tests
There's Queefin again with his seventh girl this week

Geez I wish I could be like Queefin

"There's Queefin again with my girlfriend"- every guy
Queefin by 6whitechild9 June 5, 2017
Me and Shanell are queefin
Queefin by Littlebitty69 September 3, 2022

Mother Queefin' Baby Shitter 

When a woman uncontrollably queefs, often on friends. And when everytime a fart is released from this same woman, it smells like baby shits. Thus giving oneself this nickname.
Friend 1:(queefs on friend)

Friend 2: Wtf? Did you just queef?

Friend 1:(lets out a silent fart, but does not say anything)

Friend 2:What smells like baby shit?

Friend 2: Dude, your a mother queefin' baby shitter!

Queer Queefin' 

When a lesbian expels flatus out of her vagina during sex. Can also apply to (although much less common) a homosexual male passing gas during sex.
Hey Becky, did I tell you what Erica did during sex the other day ? No Linda, what ? I was going down on her and her twat farted. Leave it up to her to start Queer Queefin'
Queer Queefin' by Footguy1975 September 24, 2021

queef in a pan 

a meal at ma and pa's kitchen
i ordered the queef in a pan at ma and pa's kitchen
queef in a pan by anonymous April 7, 2021
An ancient art in which a woman presses and rubs her genitalia and/or anus against the tongue, lips, and nose of her subordinate. She classically positions herself in a sitting on or straddling over another's face facesitting. The first images of this can be seen in ancient Egyptian drawings, but it is known to have been a historic part of ancient Japanese, Chinese, Indian, Medieval European, Victorian and other cultures. Originally a way for upper class women (Queens included) who wished to achieve sexual gratification without becoming pregnant; be they a virgin or a wife with her husband unavailable. It was usually the job of male slaves and servants to submit to their mistresses desires, in Japan there were even brothels where women and girls would pay for male slaves specially trained in the art of queening.
Today queening is enjoyed by people the world over regardless of social status. In this age of balancing the feminine energy it seems to be a particularly useful way for women to feel empowered and can be equally enjoyable for whom they sit/ride upon. Just remember practice and focus will lead to skill for both people involved.
"Sorry I didn't call you back, I was queening my husband until late last night."
"I bought two slave boys today, come to my palace this evening and we can queen them together and have tea."
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