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"Yo Meech I see you rocking that quarteezy my boy." Meech: Yessirrr you know I stay fitted
Quarteezy by MetigetHezy March 2, 2026
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A very loyal person. He’s very laid back but when you get to know him he’s a wonderful person. Very goofy though. People love him but he doesn’t really open up to everyone.
1. “You like Quartez? I mean doesn’t everyone!”
quartez by GeekyQueen November 2, 2018

GQ (Gentleman's Quarterly) 

25% or 1/4 of an erection; half a "semi".
She was fairly average looking, so I only had a GQ (gentleman's quarterly)

He couldn't get it up; only had a GQ (Gentleman's Quarterly)

Quarterly Monogamist 

Someone that commits themselves to a relationship for a short while, at the most a few months and then immediately end it once they feel things have run their course. They move from the end of one relationship to the beginning of a new relationship quickly.
Tom: "Happy 3 Month Anniversary baby?"

Ella: "I love you, but its a new season, so we're through. Nothing personal hun, but I'm usually onto someone new by now. My 3 months are up, buh bye!"

Tom: "Damn quarterly monogamist!"
Quarterly Monogamist by Squammie December 14, 2011

Josephs Quartzy

Josephs Quartzy (noun); is a name of a Tanzanian singer-songwriter, actor and entrepreneur. The name Josephs Quartzy came to form from the combination of a male surname "Josephs" and "Quartzy" meaning, a body rich of hard crystalline mineral called Quartz.
That is Josephs Quartzy's picture.

quartney 

A girl who is probably an alcoholic and so her name changes from Courtney to Quartney to coincide with a quart of alcohol.
Quartney is really downing her liquor tonight
quartney by Bequita92 June 26, 2016

A & F Quarterly 

A&F, or Abercrombie and Fitch release a magazine known as the Quarterly in the United Kingdom. The relaunched magazine is only available from their UK Bond St store. Due to the nature of its contents, there is an age restriction. With a limited print run, the Quarterly features imagery from Bruce Weber, editorial from Tyler Brule and artwork from Mark Beard.
I am going to be reading the next A & F Quarterly
A & F Quarterly by flumberparty April 8, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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