His mother asked if he had lost his tooth and he said, "No, it's in my pocket!" She responded with, "Shut the fuck up you stupid mother fucking Quarp, that's not what I asked" Then she took off running around and screeching like a Banshee.
by Via Obsessed December 07, 2020
We broke up but I feel like it was quarp!
by amindlover August 24, 2016
Quarp is a substitute curse word, used to clean up language so that one can keep out of trouble due to their surroundings.
by Veronica Schoen April 01, 2008