quarp

Quarp is a substitute curse word, used to clean up language so that one can keep out of trouble due to their surroundings.

1) QUARP!! I stubbed my toe

2) You Quarp, I just fixed that :(

by Veronica Schoen April 1, 2008

Quarp

When something is inevitable and not a coincidence!

We broke up but I feel like it was quarp!

by amindlover August 24, 2016

Quarp

A person who's oblivious and just all in all annoying.

His mother asked if he had lost his tooth and he said, "No, it's in my pocket!" She responded with, "Shut the fuck up you stupid mother fucking Quarp, that's not what I asked" Then she took off running around and screeching like a Banshee.

by Via Obsessed December 7, 2020

quamputer

A quantum computer (portmanteau of 'quantum' and 'computer')

Quamputers will revolutionise AI, machine learning, big data, and more.

by wordhatch May 22, 2022

Quampsack

An awkward person or thing that is weak and delicate like a pussy and a male scrotum.

Eugene is such a quampsack that they sprained their ankle running from a butterfly.

by Dak Batemi November 15, 2022

Quaranteened

When an adult starts acting in a juvenile manner on par with a teenager because of lockdown or quarantine, either out of boredom or lack of accountability.

“Did you see Steve is on TikTok now doing all these stupid dances with the zoomers? Looks like he got quaranteened hard.”

“Since the lockdown, all I do is eat junk food and watch tv. I haven’t showered in a week and the dishes in my sink have been there even longer. Love being quaranteened.”

“My husband is happy being quaranteened; playing Fortnite and CoD all day while I’m at my ‘essential’ job.”

by But Sects July 17, 2020

Quarancheating

The action taken when people do whatever they want when strict isolation and quarantining is called for.

After visiting multiple indoor bars and a restaurant they visited their grandparents, increasing the number of people quarancheating.

by Esperanto July 11, 2020