Quantum Nut

The act of a man reaching climax without any sensory stimulus. Quantum Nutting usually occurs whilst flaccid and requires extraordinary willpower.

"Whenever I think about someone smaller than me falling over, I am able to achieve the Quantum Nut"

Quantum Nut by Gamer God August 26, 2019

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Quantum Nut

A Quantum Nut is where you and a homie create two dimensions: one in which both nut at different times and one in which both nut at the same time. Because it is more common to nut at different times, it is a more rare scenario for you to nut at the same time. In a Quantum Nut, you and a homie nut at the same time, placing both in the more rare dimension, ultimately making you the most rare of your own specific kind.

“Yo Eli did I just busted my last nut before No Nut November at 11:59:50”.

“Holy mackerel my friend; me as well”.

“Eli, I believe we have just put ourselves in a Quantum Nut”.

Quantum Nut by PeetoElCheeto October 31, 2019

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Quantom Nut

When you nut in your gf and then your dad get pregnant.

Bob:Yo dude i think i just Quantom Nutted

Bobs clone: fuck dude

Quantom Nut by Poro Mafia December 26, 2018

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quantum of nutsack

1. adj: a measurement of shlongs per eggs on the dance floor or at a party, measured in nibbles; 1 nibble for every dude per chick. As we know, math is quite an issue for this, so rounding is appropriate.
2. adj: also a large group of homosexuals...also on the dance floor

Herman: Hey Richard, what's the quantum of nutsack?
Richard: It's about 3 nibbles.
Herman: Would you call that a fest of sausage?
Richard: Why yes, yes I would.

quantum of nutsack by doolichard March 8, 2011