The act of a man reaching climax without any sensory stimulus. Quantum Nutting usually occurs whilst flaccid and requires extraordinary willpower.
"Whenever I think about someone smaller than me falling over, I am able to achieve the Quantum Nut"
by Gamer God August 26, 2019
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A Quantum Nut is where you and a homie create two dimensions: one in which both nut at different times and one in which both nut at the same time. Because it is more common to nut at different times, it is a more rare scenario for you to nut at the same time. In a Quantum Nut, you and a homie nut at the same time, placing both in the more rare dimension, ultimately making you the most rare of your own specific kind.
“Yo Eli did I just busted my last nut before No Nut November at 11:59:50”.

Holy mackerel my friend; me as well”.

“Eli, I believe we have just put ourselves in a Quantum Nut”.
by PeetoElCheeto November 1, 2019
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