Quantum Endanglement 

When an abnormally under-endowed gentleman offers his testicular capsule into the expecting oral feature of a consenting partner until the scrotum has enveloped the uvula in a warm caress. Pubic hair optional. Mint flavor optional. Follow on steps are up to the discretion of the performer.

Becky: Why does your voice sound so scratchy?
Svetlana: Got into a quantum endanglement with Chad last night hand he shaved recently so his balls had five o cock shadow and cheese grated my uvula. I came so hard.

Quantum Endanglement by bambanubz July 7, 2021

quantum entanglement 

An affair with a particle physicist.

Now that would be telling.

quantum entanglement by Buddhabing November 4, 2004

Quantum Entanglment of Thought 

Quantum Entanglement of Thought: When you Sync with some one, you think alike, when you think about someone and they text mEssagE you. You finish each otheR’s sentences. You think alike, you makE decisions collaborativelY without prior discussion.

Quantum Entanglment Of Thought: OmG I was just thinking of you, and you texted me. I haven’t heard from you in so long but just now I was thinking of you and you sent me a message! We Totally have Quatum Entanglement Of Thought!

Quantum Entanglement of Thoight:
I was going to ask you to pick up ice cream from the grocery store and you brought some home without me even asking, we must have Quantum Entanglemnt of Thought going on!

I was going to ask you to make noodle soup for me.

OmG! I was totally going to make an egg samich but totally wasn’t even wanting noodle soup but made it any ways! We totally have “Quantum Entanglement Of Thought” Going on! theMekanik RS

Quantum Entanglment of Thought by theMekanik February 2, 2019

quantum entanglement 

Those moments / times when someone and you have the "connections" "awareness" simultaneously, although separated by great distance. Like string theory, it is "felt" but not necessarily visible.

Alan and Sharon experienced quantum entanglement when both phoned each other at the exact same time, hearing no ringing, but voices connected and both began speaking with each other about the Kleinbottles they had discussed several weeks ago.

quantum entanglement by Empresseffie January 28, 2013

Chad's Law of Quantum Entanglement 

Any article which contains the words 'Quantum Entanglement' must also contain the words 'Spooky action at a distance'. This rule is an absolute physical constant with no variation.

Joe: Every article I read that has the words 'Quantum Entanglement' also has this retarded Einstein quote about actions.

Larry: Yeah, don't you know you ignoramus? It's Chad's Law of Quantum Entanglement. They have to do that. It's a physical constant!

Chad's Law of Quantum Entanglement by faxis2k November 22, 2010

Quantum Entanglement 

When two bodies have quantum entanglement and get close to each other, all they can do is try to become one.

Dude, those two just keep making it whenever they get near each other. They quantum entanglement.

Quantum Entanglement by Blackbird131 October 29, 2019

Quantum Enbanglement 

When you have sex with an identical twin and see their twin for the first time

I was having sex with Chloe and then met her sister Zoe later that night. I experienced a feeling of quantum enbanglement after looking her up and down.

Quantum Enbanglement by TLC1234 September 27, 2021