When I snap my fingers they didn't actually touch. The atoms and subatomic particles from both fingers only interacted and quantacted with each other on the quantum scale.
A word that I made up and am adding to urban dictionary so I can say its a thing. You can now use this word to sound smart as no one will know what it means.
Person 1: Well do you know what a quantantalomagist is?!
Person 2: Uhh no cause that's not a thing.
Person 1: Oh yeah?
*proceeds to make urban dictionary page*
The first recorded historical incidence of sub-atomic experimentation.
A litte-known captain of the British Royal Navy altered the constitution of a potato in an effort to thwart the legendary privateers of the Barbary Coast. Although the methodology is not revealed, speculation suggests Sir Rothage Dubham may have used a penultimator. The critical portion of the only copy of "Insidious Guinea Merchants" is missing.
And he shall call the great heavens (...) and those who encounter QUANTATO shall for evermore be changed.