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Play Quake 

To fap furiously.

Optional: Leaving your mic active on teamspeak while fapping and then blaming Quake for the noises.
Man I'm horny, I'm gonna go play Quake

Quake Live 

Quake Live is an arena style FPS making it's tournament début July 31st - August 3rd 2009. The game will be completely free. Although designed primarily for online competitive play an offline bot mode will be available. Quake live will be played using a browser and is developed by id software.
It's really cool that Quake live is being released entirely for free, it will be good to see an arena game widely used for competitive play, as the arena genre is quite dead at the moment.

Pleasure quake 

The shiver that wiggles up your spine when you have a glorious bladder evacuation.
I had a pleasure quake when i took a piss after holding it in for 2 hours.
Pleasure quake by Ryan Chvrlik June 14, 2014

Booty Quake 

Booty Quake is a slang term that refers to the jiggling that occurs in the ass when a woman with a large butt is in motion.
Damn Cedric, did you see how much that chick's ass jiggled? That was a Booty Quake!
Booty Quake by layssiege February 5, 2010
after Quake,
before Quake 3 Arena,
there was Quake 2. And it kicked ass, dammit. The CTF mod especially.
Quake 2 is what you played if for some reason you didn't like the realism of CounterStrike. Jumping off the walls with rockets and a grappling hook is fun shit.
quake 2 by r00fles April 24, 2003

spyware quake 

Spyware Quake is a fake spyware-removal program that actually is spyware in itself. It is characterized by a gray-silver program that says it removes spyware. Also, two alternate HTMLs come up called "Online Security Guide" and "Security Troubleshooting". These come up as green and blue shield symbols with checkmarks. Your computer will continue to remind you that you are infected with spyware, even though these reminders are part of Spyware Quake itself. Spyware Quake is downloaded through VCodec.
Do not download VCodec, otherwise Spyware Quake will appear on your computer.
spyware quake by KALINSKY April 30, 2006