Quagles

The act of a man with glasses railing on a cock.

Oh man did you see Mike Loney Quagles hard balls last night?

by bpedahs November 30, 2009

quanless

When your bestfriend isn't really your bestfriend, you are "quanless"

Hi I'm Wendy, I'm quanless right now, and I'm not coping.

by WE17DY May 28, 2010

quagfest

Quagfest is a celebration hosted by Glenn Quagmire in honor of his 1000th sex partner.
Appeared in the episode "Fighting Irish"

I was invited into the quagfest and the event is prefaced by a parade featuring Quagmire's sex partners from around the world.

by ProfessionalCanadian! November 11, 2015

quagledoo

a bitch, someone who is completely undesirable

Possibly appearing for the first time in Lucky McKee's "May".

"Fuck you, quagledoo!"

by B-LuE M-aFiA August 9, 2006

Quagle

The offspring of a Quail and a Cagle. The creature has been known to roam certain parts of the greater Los Angeles area. The creature feeds on midgets, bikers, skater kids, illegal immigrants, quesadillas, and people who won't bum a cigarette to a Quagle. The average Quagle can consume up to three times it's body weight each hour, although the average size of a Quagle doesn't get too much bigger than 5'6" tall with a 42 foot wing span, they generally weigh about 120 lbs, so due to the Quagle's eating patterns, it takes about 300 - 46,000,000 giant dumps per day. Quagles can't fly but they can play various death metal songs on the guitar. A Quagle's chirp is rumored to be able to cure Herpagonnasyphilaids, (the deadly combination of Herpes, Gonorrhea, Syphilis, and AIDs.) But the unfortunate thing is that Quagles only chirp three times in their entire life span.

Very few people have had close encounters with a Quagle and lived to tell about it.

by Dr. Beyed Goington M.D. September 22, 2010

Quigless

Description of a thoughtful, considerate, intelligent, and gorgeous group of people who spread joy wherever they go. They also happen to earn tons of money and are able to better the world while doing so.

Wow, those Quigless' are out spreading joy again, why can't everyone be like them.

by MVQ August 5, 2010

Quagle

a soft and saggy penis that gets scrapped on the dirt when you are walking, automatically has E.D.

aww man my quagle is getting worses every day

by Bangojoe January 20, 2009