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When your bestfriend isn't really your bestfriend, you are "quanless"
Hi I'm Wendy, I'm quanless right now, and I'm not coping.
quanless by WE17DY May 28, 2010

quagfest 

Quagfest is a celebration hosted by Glenn Quagmire in honor of his 1000th sex partner.
Appeared in the episode "Fighting Irish"
I was invited into the quagfest and the event is prefaced by a parade featuring Quagmire's sex partners from around the world.
quagfest by ProfessionalCanadian! November 11, 2015

quagledoo 

a bitch, someone who is completely undesirable

Possibly appearing for the first time in Lucky McKee's "May".
"Fuck you, quagledoo!"
quagledoo by B-LuE M-aFiA August 9, 2006
The offspring of a Quail and a Cagle. The creature has been known to roam certain parts of the greater Los Angeles area. The creature feeds on midgets, bikers, skater kids, illegal immigrants, quesadillas, and people who won't bum a cigarette to a Quagle. The average Quagle can consume up to three times it's body weight each hour, although the average size of a Quagle doesn't get too much bigger than 5'6" tall with a 42 foot wing span, they generally weigh about 120 lbs, so due to the Quagle's eating patterns, it takes about 300 - 46,000,000 giant dumps per day. Quagles can't fly but they can play various death metal songs on the guitar. A Quagle's chirp is rumored to be able to cure Herpagonnasyphilaids, (the deadly combination of Herpes, Gonorrhea, Syphilis, and AIDs.) But the unfortunate thing is that Quagles only chirp three times in their entire life span.
Very few people have had close encounters with a Quagle and lived to tell about it.
Quagle by Dr. Beyed Goington M.D. September 22, 2010

Quigless 

Description of a thoughtful, considerate, intelligent, and gorgeous group of people who spread joy wherever they go. They also happen to earn tons of money and are able to better the world while doing so.
Wow, those Quigless' are out spreading joy again, why can't everyone be like them.
Quigless by MVQ August 5, 2010
a soft and saggy penis that gets scrapped on the dirt when you are walking, automatically has E.D.
aww man my quagle is getting worses every day
Quagle by Bangojoe January 20, 2009
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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