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Quacky Husband 

Quacky Husband is the much better version of Corpse Husband. His famous line"Choke me like you choke me when you choke me" is known by everyone all around the world.

Quacky Husband has all of the women in the world simping for him
Woman 1: have you heard about Quacky Husband?
Woman 2: of course i have!
Quacky Husband by homomanian March 7, 2021
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Adj. Another way of representing the quantity '4'.

N. or V. A double deuce.
"That guy got deuced once, and then he got deuced again. That's a quace right there!"

"Strong Bad totally just double deuced us. I mean he fucking quaced us!"

"What's the sequel to Gradius III? Gradius Quace, of course!"
Quace by Eric Litvak December 12, 2003
That's Quacy hes so cool
Quacy by R3e4t8uyd5t April 3, 2021
Occurs when you accidentally ejaculate into your own eye while wanking in a hunched over position reminiscent of Quasimodo.
Man I gave myself a right quaseye last night curled over the coffee table.
quaseye by Theshowgirlbrigade February 3, 2014
a silly person or some one with the word Quack in thier name
Quacky is Wacky and Cracky
Quacky by Quacky is wacky March 19, 2008

Mr Qualey 

Mr Qualey is a very nice teacher and gives out hi chews to his students , Mr qualeys loves gummy bears and hi chews he is a very good teacher that encourges his students with hi chew and capture the flag (CTF) . His motivation for work is Starbucks Black iced with no ice . One of his guilty pleasers are sneeking hi chew (once in a while ) and the on going joke of ( why I atta )and my name is ''Mister ''
dang look at Mr Qualey ,hes look'in fine today .
Mr Qualey by wow is me May 6, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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