quaseye

Occurs when you accidentally ejaculate into your own eye while wanking in a hunched over position reminiscent of Quasimodo.
Man I gave myself a right quaseye last night curled over the coffee table.
by Theshowgirlbrigade February 03, 2014
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kev the sack

Originated when asked how good Kev was in bed last night. Now a common phrase associated with someone called Kevin who brings joy and humor to all.
Ahhhhh man Kev the sack is a total legend!!!
by Theshowgirlbrigade April 07, 2008
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