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the type of word a short Filipino man would use to describe a bad situation
He had a qronq day after he lost $10.24 in a cock fight
qronq by selman October 5, 2016
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Qronax-1026 

Qronax-1026 (isotope number) is a white IVECO truck existing in Cluster Unknown in the non-observable part of the universe known as Wall of the Unbeknownst, specifically designed by Qronax-4173793 to bring a hell worse than anything we could ever imagine to its victims. Its estimated to have been made 20,686,000,000 years ago, right after the Qrona-Borealis event. Nobody knows what had been used to construct such vehicle, but one thing is for sure; whatever it is, it is monumentally dangerous and could most likely end the universe's lifespan if handled poorly.
"Welcome to the Nemezis Drivers, Qronax-4173793. Your Qronax-1026 is already outside. You may now go on with any of your missions."
Meaning that the first option is correct, but misspelled.
Michael: Guess who's phone number this is.
Isaac: I have 2 guesses; Rabbi Topas or a Rickrole
Michael: Qrong, it's Rabbi Topaz
Qrong by Gainigerfaggit16 June 8, 2021
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026