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An egotistical blowhard asshole who just want to tell everyone how spectacular they are. On the rare occasion they do anyactual work the wrong thing for the situation. QASAS fall into two main groups: 1 hard working intelligent workers with integrity, who have left the program. 2 lazy no good dumb as fuck ass clowns that will be QASAS until retirement.
Did you hear about the new QASAS? He's fucking everything up, probably going to get someone killed sucking JMC's cock.
QASAS by WhiskeyTango01 December 18, 2019
Words you can keep
A bunch of cunts that think they are important.
I wish those QASAS would get out of here and let me do my job.
QASAS by that_guy_F_him February 5, 2015
Related Words
QASAS Qaasim Qassim qawas qazas Qaasiem Qaasir qabas qasac qasawadish

kummu qasai 

A qasai (butcher) famous for phaddas (voilence), drugs, thug-ery and kiting in the old city of Lahore, Pakistan. He started off as a humble butcher apprentice, but through sweat, toil and red-tape, worked his way up to the higher echelons of Lahore politics. Now a much feared assasin and still enjoys strolls in his 7-series BMW and khich in paichay sporting his 200 grand Rolex watch.
Be careful of this guy; he's Kummu Qasai's close friend.
kummu qasai by Madiyaan February 9, 2005

qasswara 

An amazing guy. Slick with the ladies and has a good personality. Great a PS4 even though he denies. Very humble and nice. Decent at BMX too. Doesn’t know you can cut hair in different styles though. Is Aribic.
Qasswara stole my girl.
qasswara by Jar M June 1, 2018
Short for que pasa in Spanish. It's the equivalent to (sup] in english.
When Martin walked into the bar, I yelled Qasa. He yelled Qasa back and then we had a drink.
Qasa by Bucketdundrunkit July 10, 2017
mentally stable, no anger issues, religious, funny, attentive, financially unstable, masculine, taller than 5’6, loyal, has respect for women, a little jealous, non toxic, part time gym rat man
Qaasim is mentally stable, has no anger issues, religious, funny, attentive, financially unstable, masculine, taller than 5’6, loyal, has respect for women, a little jealous, non toxic, part time gym rat man
Qaasim by Qsm January 19, 2023
blue eyed blondie twink. short Arab kid, commonly mistaken for dwarf, often mute. gets no hoes or bitches and desperate for desi men. has a thing for hijabis (and niqabis). has the worst haircuts known to man and a certified hairtwirler. probably has lice and daddy issues, broken and emocore. religious extremist, be cautioned when spoken to. overall, would not recommend. immediately admit into mental asylum when possible. prohibit from instagram too.

p.s: he loves FREEMIXING with them side hoes but always runs back to his dominant babygirl aziz. have fun with your qassas :)
bro, who is that shortass twink??”

“probably a qassas, they on something fr
qassas by antiazizqueen313 February 18, 2023
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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