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qalam by MagicGuy June 3, 2018
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Qaramistos 

The Qaramistos are hybrid creatures of Pingasorian legends. They are said to be guardians of the peoples' homes, because they bring gifts to loved ones and take revenge on those who threaten them. Their colors depend on what type of they're based on.

- Red for reptiles (lizards, snakes, crocodiles, turtles, etc.)
- Yellow for carnivorans (tigers, bears, wolves, seals, etc.)
- Green for ungulates (cattle, giraffes, elephants, rhinos, etc.)
- Blue for sea creatures (sharks, whales, dolphins, octopuses, etc.)
- Purple for birds (eagles, hawks, turkeys, owls, etc.)
- Pink for amphibians (frogs, toads, newts, salamanders)
- Orange for rodents (rats, beavers, porcupines, squirrels, etc.) as well as rabbits, hedgehogs, shrews, bats, moles, and hyraxes
- Brown for primates (monkeys, apes, gorillas, lemurs, etc.)
- Cyan for arthropods (insects, beetles, scorpions, shrimps, etc.)
- Gold for marsupials (kangaroos, koalas, possums, bandicoots, etc.)
- Gray for xenarthrans (armadillos, sloths, anteaters) as well as pangolins and aardvarks
- Tan for monotremes (echidnas, platypuses)
You know what the Pingasorians say: "Resqeđ pür los Qaramistos!" That means "Saved by the Qaramistos!"
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she is an annoying, usually the youngest , short
she coughs like qalaql and is the most frustrating person on earth.
you cough like a QALAQL ...
Qalaql by majleda December 16, 2019

Ha qalanqas 

Maltese word with lots of emphasis meaning "not even"
X fatti? Ha qalanqas anqas anqas irnexxielek tassenja xogħol lil...
Ha qalanqas by Tnejn u Erbgħin January 14, 2021

qalanqas 

a word used to cover your ass when you are a minister and let a fat one rip on live TV
Ha qalanqas, anqas... anqas
qalanqas by abcxyz42069 January 13, 2021
Qala Is a name that stands for fortress in Arabic.
Could also be use in place of the animal turtle in certain situations.
That a pretty good looking Qala over there!

DID YOU SEE THAT QALA! IT WAS SO CUTE!!
Qala by Whitestarmania December 3, 2021

qalmwsknedjbrfhvtgcyxuziop

Good job, you have made it this far. It is barely possible to get even more bored than this. I surprised anyone even found this. You are at peak boredom, now there is only one way to go, getting even more bored. If you have found this there is literally NOTHING for you to do.
Person 1: "Hey man have you searched qalmwsknedjbrfhvtgcyxuziop?"
Person 2: "Are you a psychopath? Here I thought I found all of them"
Person 2: "Don't you have ANYTHING better to do?"
Person 1: "Does it look like I do?"
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