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Simply, he is a damn stupid cow. He eats grass every hour at his favourite strip club while watching Mary and her little lamb which is Qazzi's father dancing to Super Idol on the pole. His dream is to have his four tits squeezed by Mary cause he a simp for her and finally to be fucked till death by a gigachad.
Qazzi is a chad
QAZZI by whydoiknowyou November 22, 2021
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the act of bullshitting stories that there is no way can be true
we could defiantly tell luke was quazzin when he tried to tell us about his run in with the cops.
quazzin by wink6311 January 13, 2010
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QAZZI • Quazzin • Quazzie • Qazi • Qazibreed • qazim • qazir • qazmine • qazrina • Qazsisitiiopy
A very kind hearted man. One who loves all. He will work very hard for his family and give them his all. His jokes fill up a room with laughter and smiles. He will put others before him. Most of all a very good looking man.
Oh qazim you are very funny you made me pee my pants.
qazim by BABYJEWELS April 21, 2019

qazzaqwsxxswedccderfvvfrtgbbgtyhnnhyujmmjuikkiollopp 

A not so word that you make when you've gone past the point of qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp. You've tried to find so many different ways to fit every letter on the keyboard in interesting ways, you've gone crazy. Only upset that you going backwards and forwards up and down on the keyboard is already defined.
Man, I'm sooo bored! I have to write out qazzaqwsxxswedccderfvvfrtgbbgtyhnnhyujmmjuikkiollopp and hope my worries will go away.

qazzaqwsxxswedccderfvvfrtgbbgtyhnnhyujmmjuikkiollop 

The act of typing diagonally down then back up, which you are doing while extremely bored in school.
"wow im so bored im gonna type qazzaqwsxxswedccderfvvfrtgbbgtyhnnhyujmmjuikkiollop and I bet they don't have it"

"gosh darnit."

qazzaqwsxxswedccderfvvfrtgbbgtyhnnhyujmmjuikmmkiol..lop 

What a suprise, I'm not going to say the same thing that everyone says when someone looks for a very weird and cursed definition, basically saying that you should go outside or do your homework, you don't have to bud, but you will very likely to be a alone for the rest of your life
Guy 1: So, i have searched all the keyword words in Urban Dictionary, what do i search now?
Guy 2: Have you thought of searching qazzaqwsxxswedccderfvvfrtgbbgtyhnnhyujmmjuikmmkiol..lop?
Guy 1: Are you okay bud?

Kazi/Qazi 

An honourable man whom people rely on to decide between disputes.
Bilal is a Kazi/Qazi and has great reputation in his neighbourhood.
Kazi/Qazi by Amexcess May 13, 2021
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